POE Haiku
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My friend and I were texting about needing the Haku daily which resulted in:
against our judgment spell check forces composing haiku for Haku I found a thread from 2013 but most forums don't like bumping old stuff so started a new one... post your haiku! POE Haiku Not a poetry contest Always just for fun Hopefully this will be something fun to check when bored at work tomorrow. :) Disclaimer: I know these aren't true haiku but the 5/7/5 format is fun even if it isn't strictly the right type topics. Last bumped on May 28, 2019, 5:03:56 AM
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Log out instantly
Bypass every mechanic It's great for the game |
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Kill several gods
Defeat Shaper and Elder Get rekt by Snow Wolf Last edited by suszterpatt on Sep 12, 2018, 7:15:59 PM
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Open PoB
Get enough Life to survive Seven skill points left |
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Melee skills are fine
You just need to make them ranged Then they can compete |
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Support gems were cool
Now they just add more damage Build diversity! |
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Man I was confuse
Thought thread was about Haku Now what can I do? | |
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Dual wielding's fine
Stat sticks do not need a nerf Two handers are great |
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Try running a lab
Client crashes halfway through Fuck you, progress lost |
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The Delve 'neath your feet
The Sulphite Grind 'bove your head Are you happy now? Sort of like William Shakespeare and Matsuo Bashō got sent to Wraeclast and made a mentally disturbed baby who wasn't very clever and sucked at poetry. POE Serenity Prayer: GGG, grant me the serenity to accept the RNG I cannot change,
the courage to challenge any unbalanced content, and the wisdom to avoid the forums. Mad: "Oh, it's simple and if you insist... I just think you're a dick. That's all." QFT: 4TRY4C&4NO |
