Consecrated Path is absolutely disgusting and I know the perfect cosmetic for it...

There is no doubt CP has a future place in our hearts and our builds. Already, I am concocting a myriad of machinations in support of this beautiful attack. There is no question this skill will become a staple in many builds, to come. Justification for a cosmetic is as obvious as building the wall.

The perfect cosmetic is as apparent as the record low unemployment rate in Trumps economy: The unholy trash compactor. This skill was made to pack trash. That's all I see and hear as my toon smashes Wraeclast rubbish into oblivion. I've run this skill as my main for the last 5 hours of play and all I'm doing now is trash runs for the city of Sarn. Got some demons at your gate? It's trash day. Piety diddling corpses again? It's trash day. Is Dominus not sorting his recyclables? It's motherf**king trash day. That's all this exile does now. Sort your trash because the dumpster king is coming.

I leave the particulars to the seasoned artist of GGG but I may be so bold as to toss a few suggestions: 1) The exile could just slam a dumpster with each strike. Possibly leaving behind neatly crushed cubes of trash in his unholy wake. Maybe even have tidbits of trash fly from the point of impact ( because even the most powerful compactor is not 100% efficient.)
2) Have the exile drag around a trash compactor and smash his enemies into it's orifice. The satisfying sounds of hydraulic love could be added for maximum garbage disposal satisfaction.
3) The dream: A full cosmetic armour suit that manifest as a garbage truck. It needs no further explanation.

I would gladly spend my hard earned money on such a delectable purchase. I could probably easily be coerced into paying even more. I have no shame nor reservation when it comes to compacting trash now. This is my calling in Wraeclast. I can only hope the gods hear my plea and bless me with a proper cosmetic for my diligent and unrelenting waste management.


Thank you for your time and consideration,
Your local Garbage Man

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