just wanted to shout out to whoever wrote this line of dialogue.

"It's kind of disappointing, really... I usually like rats."

for me, by far the most memorable line of dialogue i've ever heard in a game.

The one that kills me every time is Weylam when you trade with him and he say "Hoo there!". Puts a smile on my face every time :)

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Did the earth move for you, baby? Probably, you hit the ground quite hard.

Peace,

-Boem-

There are are a few really memorable ones The 2 already mentioned, I agree, also: "not a speck of dust or anything out of place (something like that) someone's got too much time on their hands!" I always laugh at that one.

Also when the templar hits the coast: "What in God's name is that smell?!?!?" I have been there.

I really like the new Vaal side area notes in Oriath zones. The ones written by the templar guy where he describes his visions of Atziri bathing in blood, "her hand reaching between her thighs".



...brb

Some of the VA lines in general are just brilliant (except maybe the Scion, unless she had hers changed? Vaguely recall something like that, but usually massively distracted), with the Shadow and the Witch being far and away my favorites.

Though the Marauder has his moments, and Bannon giving you crap after killing Innocence is pretty good as well (he just so mad, and who can blame).

"I am very impressed by how much this place wants me dead." - Shadow

"...that was a learning moment for Einhar..."

"You killed Mother Eight-leg? Old Three-eyes? You must have more than a song for that ..."

"Find your own way inland Exile!"

When you play as a Witch and kill Daresso, she says "I'm sorry to have to break this to you, Daresso, but... she's not real". However, I always thought she said "but... she's a fish". I thought it was a lot funnier that way.

Shadow's dialogue is too edgy and try hard for me.

Ranger's is the absolute worst, though. So much of her dialogue is just so dumb. They reeeeally went overboard with the stereotype on that one.

"Play dead! ...good doggie." and "Oops, clumsy me." always get me.