I found out how to fish

Wow, my other thread discussing this was deleted, guess I'll make a new one.

All you have to do is fill an entire vendor inventory with albino rhoa feathers, 1 song of the sirens, 1 reefbane, 1 fairgrave's tricorne, and full mirror stacks in the 4 corners.

This will give you the "detiabtig" fishing rod

Then all you have to do is hold shift, and default attack into Krilson's hole in a map with the sextant mod "areas are alluring"

Once this is done, and Krillson is lvl 2, you are free to fish in almost any body of water you like as long as it has the "areas are alluring" sextant mod!

If you did it, why did you not record it instead?

Good on u mate, I’m fishing over 30yrs now and all I need is rod, good bait and beer ;)

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If you did it, why did you not record it instead?

Last time I did that my YouTube video got flagged and removed for exposing fishing secrets (was in other post that also got removed).

You're not very good at this.

you misspelled "get" OP

Joined: Jun 10, 2016

No wonder OP sucks at trolling. 0/10 OP, 0/10.

Don't know how to fish in PoE, but everyone knows how to troll.

The OP doesn't know how to troll properly because he goes way over the top with such an absurd amount of items required to be vendored that it is immediately obvious that it's fake. For a troll post to work properly there has to be some degree of credibility (hmmm... maybe that could work?). This vendor recipe has none so the trolling attempt fails completely.

But keep trying to get a better balance so as not to be so blatantly fishy.

The gitbaited fishing rod. Weak attempt man. If you're going to use the way overdone fishing meme you have to have at least a shred of creativity and humor... Even then you won't be amusing, just slightly less embarassed.

Also, you're way too new to even take a run at this. People were fish trolling, and everyone else was sick of it, years before you signed up here.

GARARGh! There's no use!

(*SMH, muttering towards the floor & walking away with occasional, wild gesticulations.*)

No use! Fishing poles and Albino Rhoa Feathers and ghost pirate hats and even a Writhing Jar, filled with Wraeclast's finest invertebrates... None of it works... Useless! Years I've been hoping to get a nibble -- YEARS I've been patiently waiting, idling by suspected fishing locations... and what do I have to show for this devoted patience? A stupid hat, a feather, a fishing rod, and no fish.

(*Hangs head, kicking stones on the floor.*)

*Mumble mumble*... don't even know why *mutter mutter* that stupid Master with his *mumble mutter mumble* then just disappearing.

And his stupid throne-chair. Like he's supposed to be somebody. HA. Running off on me like I'm nobody.

Well he'll see -- THEY'LL ALL SEE! I don't need Slitherpinch Gloves to wrap my cold, merciless hands around Master Krillson's eely neck.

/TheEnd.