Writing rap is EZ
" <snip> FWIW -I'm not a trader, flipper, and I don't think that writing good rap songs is easy, nor do I claim that the following isn't a groaner, but since I cvwriting good raps is easy, or I wasn't aware of any PoE themed raps, so... ............ Still got Love for the Path @Flipper: What's up? no reponse no reponse @Flipper2: Hey! AFK AFK AFK For the responses U get you might as well be talkin to rocks dat "player online" is a lyin green box Dat 2.4 patch is coming soon, and you need some divines or your Reach is doomed No clue streamer - like I'm from Oriath an old weak templar with no pants and bad teeth accept my prices, and we'll have no beef like King Krillson the shipper - I'm a Kaos orb flipper An old weak templar from Oriath but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path If u an Alchy junky, I go wat u need, sum chisels fo the sizzle dat yo map pack size feeds It ain't EZ bein sleazy, but say "TY for the scam" U B back in 20 hours, 'cuz I'm your orb supply man. 2 B honest, I sleep well, though I have stacks of regrets When U need some items fast, my shop's your best bet I started from the bottom, eatin nothin but sand dead bitches on the beaches chasin me like some Twilight clan Now blackguards float in sewers like the smell of fish behind me, Arc witches gettin stitches, cuz I flicker till they bleed Sarn city it ain't pretty but I mind my own I bash, I flick, I holla, and I break dem bones He a Vicar wit dat Flicker, that's why the ladder respect us Best no drama wit dat Lama, cuz U know his wit wrecked ya's Why my rate so much? Why the fish U ask? U want dat Hatin Touch Now U can kiss my flask I'm the inquisitor, I ask the questions here In my Hideout U da visitor and U best learn to fear U the one that's high like a junkie Lo-Ballin injected My rate, like Escobar, it only gets respected Nice is a vice dat will put u in standard take my 5 exalt deal, or B name and shame slandered No clue streamer like I'm from Oriath a divine dude, a man of the cloth I sell godly gear, the kind that gets U mad props If you want your foes to fear, I'm your Tabula Pops like King Krillson the shipper - I'm a Kaos orb flipper An old weak templar from Oriath but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path Vaal or no balls, to stay in the race show me dem Kaos orbs, or get outta my face a thousand chromies for my homey - if U got dem exalted You investin or your questin for dem off colors is halted U ask about my rates and I click U ignore U buy from me now, or later pay even more Fish around streamer, I ain't from Wraeclast use your sob story as a suppository this offer is my first and last Us flippers may not B holy like dat Dominus Pope But when U drownin in a sea of alt orbs we're your only rope Need an Uber carry? U da fish on my hook, U best B floppin with doz offerins like a good little schnook A stack of Kaos Orbs - in the trade window for me or wait forever more like dem fans of Half-Life 3 one thing dat's for sure U will never see on your own power, dat last point of Ascendency like King Krillson the shipper, I'm a Kaos orb flipper and I don't take checks An old weak templar with no pants and bad teeth but I'll kick your flask, and take your orbs 'cuz you're weak An old weak templar from Oriath but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path I see U 'mirin my Siren you'd give your soul for this pole I ask U whether U bait with feathers or walk away empty handed from Krillson's mission holes I see that light in your eyes go on wit a click But when I tell U the price You know your dream's bricked. No clue streamer like I'm from Oriath I offer words of wisdom, if U follow my path if U can't take no sparks, stay out of my wrath or like other fallen exiles, face the might of my staff like King Krillson the shipper, I'm a Kaos orb flipper and I don't take excuses 4 for 5 - Kaos to fuses I may be an old templar with no pants and bad teeth but I'll shove your flask where U can't find it, and take your orbs 'cuz you're weak I may be an old templar from Oriath but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path ...............
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(update - I find this one from a ways back, which is kind of fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQf6opPqTPA "The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games." - Eugene Jarvis PoE Origins - Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910 Last edited by DalaiLama#6738 on Sep 1, 2016, 4:27:18 AM
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"  Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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" Good rap, now that's an oxymoron. |
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" Nope, not at all. I think maintream rap/hip hop is noise pollution, esp. the dumb gangsta stuff but friends showed me real nice "underground" rap. But good dancehall raggae is clearly an oxymoron.^^ |
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" Ok. What type of music do you listen to? Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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" Many kinds. These days about half of the stuff I listen to is some kind of metal. Rest is all sorts of rock, pop, alternative, prog, ambient, folk, etc. My taste is pretty varied but to me majority of rap isn't even music - it's just simplistic machine beat, clumsy spoken poetry and revolting ideologies with bunch of "stolen" samples and choruses. All this is IMO of, course. |
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You lost me at most of the stuff is metal..lol ok.
E: ok i lied i read the rest. Most Metal is not music, its inaudible noise and just some guy screaming over it. See what i did there? Also every other genre you mentioned is very telling of your age. You're in your 30's. "Back in my day" etc.. except na, the world has moved on Don't forget to drink your milk 👌 Last edited by TheWretch#7848 on Sep 1, 2016, 6:48:02 PM
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Kuukkeli, had you a lack of oxygen when you were born?
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" I see what you did there and was expecting you to do it. It still doesn't affect my opinion a bit. Some extreme forms of metal will sound like noise until you get used to them - then they're music regardless of whether you like them or not. Modern rap (at least the ones that play on TV or radio) never seem to have anything even remotely interesting in them - same stupid beats in the background, same rhymes, same "vocal melodies" and lyrics about money, drugs or hoes. Just can't see the talent there at all. But I admit that at least back in the 80's some rap was actually music (RUN DMC comes to mind). Also, I'm actually in my 40's but I do listen a lot of new music. It's just that majority of mainstream music these days isn't even meant to last. It's made for people who can't listen to whole albums, who mainly care whether the song is in or out and have attention span barely enough for one short sentence that is repeated for half of the song. Concerning popular music the world has changed indeed, for worse, but there's lots of good music outside the charts. " No, but you apparently had. |
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Howd i guess you were old lol
" " Do you even see the irony? You say you don't like mainstream..and yet every genre you mentioned listening to is the most mainstream you can get.Whatever dude, enjoy your screamo and dont be so judgy about what others like. E: did you just say run dmc was good rap? Oh boy.. ya that tune they had with aerosmith was so kickass!!!!/s I prefer drugs hoes and cash to emo feelings, being bullied and "the world just doesn't understand me" *Queue screaming into mic Don't forget to drink your milk 👌 Last edited by TheWretch#7848 on Sep 1, 2016, 8:49:43 PM
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