Writing rap is EZ

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bwam wrote:
K, I'm going to illustrate how easy it is to make a rap song. Ready? Here goes:


<snip>

FWIW -I'm not a trader, flipper, and I don't think that writing good rap songs is easy,
nor do I claim that the following isn't a groaner, but since I cvwriting good raps is easy, or

I wasn't aware of any PoE themed raps, so...

............

Still got Love for the Path

@Flipper: What's up?

no reponse
no reponse



@Flipper2: Hey!

AFK
AFK
AFK


For the responses U get
you might as well be talkin to rocks
dat "player online" is a lyin green box
Dat 2.4 patch is coming soon, and you need some divines or
your Reach is doomed


No clue streamer - like I'm from Oriath
an old weak templar with no pants and bad teeth
accept my prices, and we'll have no beef
like King Krillson the shipper - I'm a Kaos orb flipper
An old weak templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path



If u an Alchy junky, I go wat u need,
sum chisels fo the sizzle dat yo map pack size feeds
It ain't EZ bein sleazy, but say "TY for the scam"
U B back in 20 hours, 'cuz I'm your orb supply man.
2 B honest, I sleep well, though I have stacks of regrets
When U need some items fast, my shop's your best bet



I started from the bottom, eatin nothin but sand
dead bitches on the beaches chasin me like some Twilight clan
Now blackguards float in sewers like the smell of fish behind me,
Arc witches gettin stitches, cuz I flicker till they bleed

Sarn city it ain't pretty but I mind my own
I bash, I flick, I holla, and I break dem bones
He a Vicar wit dat Flicker, that's why the ladder respect us
Best no drama wit dat Lama, cuz U know his wit wrecked ya's



Why my rate so much?
Why the fish U ask?
U want dat Hatin Touch
Now U can kiss my flask

I'm the inquisitor,
I ask the questions here
In my Hideout U da visitor
and U best learn to fear

U the one that's high like a junkie Lo-Ballin injected
My rate, like Escobar, it only gets respected
Nice is a vice dat will put u in standard
take my 5 exalt deal, or B name and shame slandered



No clue streamer like I'm from Oriath
a divine dude, a man of the cloth
I sell godly gear, the kind that gets U mad props
If you want your foes to fear, I'm your Tabula Pops
like King Krillson the shipper - I'm a Kaos orb flipper
An old weak templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path


Vaal or no balls, to stay in the race
show me dem Kaos orbs, or get outta my face
a thousand chromies for my homey - if U got dem exalted
You investin or your questin for dem off colors is halted

U ask about my rates and I click U ignore
U buy from me now, or later pay even more

Fish around streamer, I ain't from Wraeclast
use your sob story as a suppository
this offer is my first and last

Us flippers may not B holy like dat Dominus Pope
But when U drownin in a sea of alt orbs
we're your only rope


Need an Uber carry?
U da fish on my hook,
U best B floppin with doz offerins
like a good little schnook

A stack of Kaos Orbs - in the trade window for me
or wait forever more like dem fans of Half-Life 3
one thing dat's for sure U will never see
on your own power, dat last point of Ascendency


like King Krillson the shipper,
I'm a Kaos orb flipper and I don't take checks
An old weak templar with no pants and bad teeth
but I'll kick your flask, and take your orbs 'cuz you're weak
An old weak templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path



I see U 'mirin my Siren
you'd give your soul for this pole
I ask U whether U bait with feathers
or walk away empty handed from Krillson's mission holes

I see that light in your eyes
go on wit a click
But when I tell U the price
You know your dream's bricked.


No clue streamer like I'm from Oriath
I offer words of wisdom, if U follow my path
if U can't take no sparks, stay out of my wrath
or like other fallen exiles, face the might of my staff

like King Krillson the shipper,
I'm a Kaos orb flipper and I don't take excuses
4 for 5 - Kaos to fuses
I may be an old templar with no pants and bad teeth
but I'll shove your flask where U can't find it, and take your orbs 'cuz you're weak
I may be an old templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path










...............

Spoiler
(update - I find this one from a ways back, which is kind of fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQf6opPqTPA
"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games." - Eugene Jarvis
PoE Origins - Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910
Last edited by DalaiLama#6738 on Sep 1, 2016, 4:27:18 AM
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DalaiLama wrote:
Spoiler
"
bwam wrote:
K, I'm going to illustrate how easy it is to make a rap song. Ready? Here goes:


<snip>

FWIW -I'm not a trader, flipper, and I don't think that writing good rap songs is easy,
nor do I claim that the following isn't a groaner, but since I cvwriting good raps is easy, or

I wasn't aware of any PoE themed raps, so...

............

Still got Love for the Path

@Flipper: What's up?

no reponse
no reponse



@Flipper2: Hey!

AFK
AFK
AFK


For the responses U get
you might as well be talkin to rocks
dat "player online" is a lyin green box
Dat 2.4 patch is coming soon, and you need some divines or
your Reach is doomed


No clue streamer - like I'm from Oriath
an old weak templar with no pants and bad teeth
accept my prices, and we'll have no beef
like King Krillson the shipper - I'm a Kaos orb flipper
An old weak templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path



If u an Alchy junky, I go wat u need,
sum chisels fo the sizzle dat yo map pack size feeds
It ain't EZ bein sleazy, but say "TY for the scam"
U B back in 20 hours, 'cuz I'm your orb supply man.
2 B honest, I sleep well, though I have stacks of regrets
When U need some items fast, my shop's your best bet



I started from the bottom, eatin nothin but sand
dead bitches on the beaches chasin me like some Twilight clan
Now blackguards float in sewers like the smell of fish behind me,
Arc witches gettin stitches, cuz I flicker till they bleed

Sarn city it ain't pretty but I mind my own
I bash, I flick, I holla, and I break dem bones
He a Vicar wit dat Flicker, that's why the ladder respect us
Best no drama wit dat Lama, cuz U know his wit wrecked ya's



Why my rate so much?
Why the fish U ask?
U want dat Hatin Touch
Now U can kiss my flask

I'm the inquisitor,
I ask the questions here
In my Hideout U da visitor
and U best learn to fear

U the one that's high like a junkie Lo-Ballin injected
My rate, like Escobar, it only gets respected
Nice is a vice dat will put u in standard
take my 5 exalt deal, or B name and shame slandered



No clue streamer like I'm from Oriath
a divine dude, a man of the cloth
I sell godly gear, the kind that gets U mad props
If you want your foes to fear, I'm your Tabula Pops
like King Krillson the shipper - I'm a Kaos orb flipper
An old weak templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path


Vaal or no balls, to stay in the race
show me dem Kaos orbs, or get outta my face
a thousand chromies for my homey - if U got dem exalted
You investin or your questin for dem off colors is halted

U ask about my rates and I click U ignore
U buy from me now, or later pay even more

Fish around streamer, I ain't from Wraeclast
use your sob story as a suppository
this offer is my first and last

Us flippers may not B holy like dat Dominus Pope
But when U drownin in a sea of alt orbs
we're your only rope


Need an Uber carry?
U da fish on my hook,
U best B floppin with doz offerins
like a good little schnook

A stack of Kaos Orbs - in the trade window for me
or wait forever more like dem fans of Half-Life 3
one thing dat's for sure U will never see
on your own power, dat last point of Ascendency


like King Krillson the shipper,
I'm a Kaos orb flipper and I don't take checks
An old weak templar with no pants and bad teeth
but I'll kick your flask, and take your orbs 'cuz you're weak
An old weak templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path



I see U 'mirin my Siren
you'd give your soul for this pole
I ask U whether U bait with feathers
or walk away empty handed from Krillson's mission holes

I see that light in your eyes
go on wit a click
But when I tell U the price
You know your dream's bricked.


No clue streamer like I'm from Oriath
I offer words of wisdom, if U follow my path
if U can't take no sparks, stay out of my wrath
or like other fallen exiles, face the might of my staff

like King Krillson the shipper,
I'm a Kaos orb flipper and I don't take excuses
4 for 5 - Kaos to fuses
I may be an old templar with no pants and bad teeth
but I'll shove your flask where U can't find it, and take your orbs 'cuz you're weak
I may be an old templar from Oriath
but to this very day I Still got Love for dat Path










...............

Spoiler
(update - I find this one from a ways back, which is kind of fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQf6opPqTPA


Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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TheWretch wrote:
Writing raps IS easy.. Writing good raps..not so much?


Good rap, now that's an oxymoron.
"
kuukkeli wrote:
"
TheWretch wrote:
Writing raps IS easy.. Writing good raps..not so much?


Good rap, now that's an oxymoron.


Nope, not at all. I think maintream rap/hip hop is noise pollution, esp. the dumb gangsta stuff but friends showed me real nice "underground" rap.

But good dancehall raggae is clearly an oxymoron.^^
"
kuukkeli wrote:
"
TheWretch wrote:
Writing raps IS easy.. Writing good raps..not so much?


Good rap, now that's an oxymoron.


Ok. What type of music do you listen to?
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
"
TheWretch wrote:
"
kuukkeli wrote:
"
TheWretch wrote:
Writing raps IS easy.. Writing good raps..not so much?


Good rap, now that's an oxymoron.


Ok. What type of music do you listen to?


Many kinds. These days about half of the stuff I listen to is some kind of metal. Rest is all sorts of rock, pop, alternative, prog, ambient, folk, etc. My taste is pretty varied but to me majority of rap isn't even music - it's just simplistic machine beat, clumsy spoken poetry and revolting ideologies with bunch of "stolen" samples and choruses. All this is IMO of, course.
You lost me at most of the stuff is metal..lol ok.

E: ok i lied i read the rest. Most Metal is not music, its inaudible noise and just some guy screaming over it. See what i did there?

Also every other genre you mentioned is very telling of your age. You're in your 30's.

"Back in my day" etc.. except na, the world has moved on
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
Last edited by TheWretch#7848 on Sep 1, 2016, 6:48:02 PM
Kuukkeli, had you a lack of oxygen when you were born?
"
TheWretch wrote:
You lost me at most of the stuff is metal..lol ok.

E: ok i lied i read the rest. Most Metal is not music, its inaudible noise and just some guy screaming over it. See what i did there?

Also every other genre you mentioned is very telling of your age. You're in your 30's.

"Back in my day" etc.. except na, the world has moved on


I see what you did there and was expecting you to do it. It still doesn't affect my opinion a bit.

Some extreme forms of metal will sound like noise until you get used to them - then they're music regardless of whether you like them or not. Modern rap (at least the ones that play on TV or radio) never seem to have anything even remotely interesting in them - same stupid beats in the background, same rhymes, same "vocal melodies" and lyrics about money, drugs or hoes. Just can't see the talent there at all. But I admit that at least back in the 80's some rap was actually music (RUN DMC comes to mind).

Also, I'm actually in my 40's but I do listen a lot of new music. It's just that majority of mainstream music these days isn't even meant to last. It's made for people who can't listen to whole albums, who mainly care whether the song is in or out and have attention span barely enough for one short sentence that is repeated for half of the song. Concerning popular music the world has changed indeed, for worse, but there's lots of good music outside the charts.


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diablofdb wrote:
Kuukkeli, had you a lack of oxygen when you were born?


No, but you apparently had.
Howd i guess you were old lol
"
kuukkeli wrote:
to me majority of rap isn't even music - it's just simplistic machine beat

"
kuukkeli wrote:

Some extreme forms of metal will sound like noise until you get used to them - then they're music regardless of whether you like them or not. Modern rap (at least the ones that play on TV or radio) never seem to have anything even remotely interesting in them


Do you even see the irony?

You say you don't like mainstream..and yet every genre you mentioned listening to is the most mainstream you can get.Whatever dude, enjoy your screamo and dont be so judgy about what others like.

E: did you just say run dmc was good rap? Oh boy.. ya that tune they had with aerosmith was so kickass!!!!/s

I prefer drugs hoes and cash to emo feelings, being bullied and "the world just doesn't understand me"

*Queue screaming into mic
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
Last edited by TheWretch#7848 on Sep 1, 2016, 8:49:43 PM

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