I have one beta key to give! NEW! 09 FEV 2012

I deserve the key because I'm the neckest of beards, dwelling in my Mom's basement until the end of days.
I spend my time playing videogames and devouring multiple pizzas (cheese crust), ramen noodles and twinkies.
My most favourite drink is Coke with milk: It's refreshing AND healthy. Someday I will get a prize for that invention.

Since we don't have a toilet in the basement and I am way too overweight for climbing up those stairs, I piss in the empty Coke bottles (and milk cartons). Both time efficient and easy on the water bill. If I have to go "big" I just slide back on my chair and shit right in the trashcan beneath it. Mom takes it out daily, so the stink is actually not that bad and it helps keeping the place warm during winter.

So, yeah. You see I'm a professional when it comes to both comfort and gaming.

I'm going to check my inbox erry day until I get your key.

XOXO
-Raze

I play games to think, not to enjoy or any of that mainstream rubbish.
With enough thought process put into thinking, I can finally find the solution to man's eternal cravings.

Which is, I could finally figure out how to naturally grow bacon on trees. That is all.

Pls give new key I had one but my dog ate it pls.

I HATE THIS GAME, BUT I NEED A KEY!

Yo dawg !! I heard you dislike keys so I could end your suffering if you send me the evil key of Beta ;)

X to the V

v0re

I really need this key! dude u have to belive me...
I need this key to open a HUGE chest that contains kazillions of tons of gold! When I open it I will give half to u, and from the rest 50% I will divide like this:

20% - goes to GGG - so they already start making POE II,III and IV.

11% - goes to charity - to feed the hungry

8% - goes for building a time machine - so I can go back in time and tell u to give me the key as soon as u got it....

6% - goes to Will Ferrel's new movies - so he can make few more of those hilarious comedies.

4% - goes for Taxes

and finally - 1% - will be changed to 1 dollar bills so whole world can whipe their arses with it.

Thanks for reading this , I'm really greatful

erm ...

no idea why but you should.

damn =(

Raze is now a Beta Member :).
yeah!