I have one beta key to give! NEW! 09 FEV 2012

I deserve the beta key because last year when the cyborg chipmunks started rising to power after they made an alliance with the candyland catel, Abraham Lincoln and I were the only ones who were able to travel to the gumdrop forrest to defeat their armies and illegal sugar trafficking. I still have not recieved credit for this and will accept a beta key as such.
I Can I have key??
because I deserve it? Could put here that I really want this game, I hope he long, but everyone does it, why not feel the essence of playing an RPG character to embody the attitudes and really want to end up with evil, want to be the best the world, about everything and everyone, no matter what hauahuahuahauahauahauahuahauh (demonic laugh)
Gerion returned home after fighting Grull, the mighty fire dragon in the greyish mountains. Before the king he demanded the price, the kingdom and half of the kings daughter. After he noticed everybody laughing he corrected himself and got the full daughter and a quarter of the kingdom (as a penalty).

He fell to his knees, asked her to marry him and she accepted gracefully. They had a great wedding ceremony where everybody was invited, except dragons.

When they rushed for the bedroom eventually he discovered her chasity belt and cried: keys? keys! I have thought a hundred dragons in my life and now my live is runined again because of a missing key. Like yesterday at the Path of exile beta.
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Last edited by cronus#1461 on Jan 17, 2012, 12:40:05 PM
I need a beta key to play PoE in order to save the world from Gazathor!

The mystical Frog-lion 'Gazarthor' is traveling from the past to the preset with a fury like no other. Should Gazathor reach the present before I play PoE the Earth will be transported to random planet in the galaxy. The two planets will then morph into dragons and fight one another while Gazathor eats 666 children from each planet!

There is only way to stop this wild and crazy prophecy. I need to trap Gazathorn within the game and defeat him there (which is the only way to defeat him).

We only have one hope! That hope is for you to give me that beta key, so I can send Gazathor back to the past and save the world from galactic planetary dragon fights!

The fate of the galaxy rests in your keyboard.
Classy.
I need the beta key to feed wife and kids. With this particular key I could feed them for months. Chances are that your key has an "E" or two in it, those are said to yield the highest nutritional value. Listen, times have been tough. I figured I could have fed them a Diablo 3 beta key or two by now, and that SWTOR beta key barely filled their tummies.

We are desperate people, we are seeking your mercy.
Beacuse it would be awesome to play a game lots of people are telling me is awesome. because my freinds play it and they dont have a spare key for me. But i deserve because u are awesome and i know it.
Just Cntrl + C the key.
Ctrl + v on Pm to xamitxx
Click send.

and BAM!!
you get slapped for not doing it earlier.
I've been abducted by crazy rebel terrorist and my ransom for my release is one of the beta keys. Ever day I do not have a beta key they are going to cut off one of my fingers... do you know how hard it is to play with no fingers? My dog would be able to beat me at super smash brothers :(. So you have to give me the beta key to give to them! Be a hero! The world believes in you!
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xamitxx wrote:
Just Cntrl + C the key.
Ctrl + v on Pm to xamitxx
Click send.

and BAM!!
you get slapped for not doing it earlier.

stop ripping off cloud.

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