If I worked at GGG headquarters my PoE email support responses would be...
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...Extremely blunt. Alright let's make believe Bex hired me after Samantha's approval and they placed me in support team.
Day 1 -Sol_GGG OOOOOooooo my first support email!!! "Hello Support, Thanks to you my account was hacked now I lost all me exalts... Why you no help?" -Bex_GGG Think you can handle this one Sol? -Sol_GGG Pssshhhh of course Ben... I mean Bex. Piece of cake... "Dear Player, After further review we feel you are a twit.... It's not our fault your password was only 4 alphanumeric characters... And to add insult to injury your password was 1234. Good day sir or madam or whatever you are. Do not download, Sol_GGG" Day 2 Rachel_GGG Um Sol did you call one of our players a twit? Sol_GGG Meow... Rachel_GGG That's not going to work... Melissa_GGG AHAHAHA... Sol give me back my glasses!!! Sol_GGG Meow... Bex_GGG SOL!!! In my office now! Sol_GGG Yes? Bex_GGG What the hell is wrong with you? Sol_GGG Expressing my disdain... Meowwwww... Bex_GGG Also why in the hell are there baby kittens in the bathroom? Sol_GGG. Would you believe me if I said they belonged to Tom? THE END "Another... Solwitch thread." AST Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2 "...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear Last bumped on May 29, 2016, 3:59:11 AM
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You are just sooooo cool. I mean what this world needs is more asshats laughing at the misfortune of others. Maybe you can post a vid on YouTube pushing old people down stairs? Or shoving kids at a playground. That would just make you so much more op!
Deliver pain exquisite
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"After further review we feel you are a twit...."
Second-class poe gamer
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" I fixed that for you. Need some help? Contact us at support@grindinggear.com
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" LOL... I have been spanked ^.^ "Another... Solwitch thread." AST
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" Seems we have an emergency here!!! Anyone?! Does anyone have one?! C'mon!!! Anyone?! Does anyone have a...
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Violin?!
On a serious note was not meant to make fun of others misfortunes... Anyways ^.^ "Another... Solwitch thread." AST Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2 "...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear Last edited by solwitch#4681 on May 25, 2016, 2:27:55 PM
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" The trick is to use 1379! Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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" 1337 for obvious reasons :P Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910
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