Dirtpounder's Merc Lab Carries!

Just hit Merciless and don't want to wait for your build to take flight? Or maybe you just don't have an Izaro viable build? Well don't you worry my friend, I can blend the entire lab for you for just 7 chaos!

I run Merc Lab on my alt Gladiator: Dankshredder. I use a bringer of rain set up with cleave and play what's been labeled "explosive cleave". Props to supreme_pizza for the build! It's fast, fun and truly tears things up! I'll leave a link to his awesome thread in the bottom of my post.

I currently only run 1 at a time, I will experiment with running 2 at a time and possibly offer that service in the future as well!

My runs take roughly 10-12 minutes and I'll do Argus on request!

RULES:
-You must listen to my instructions for every level, this will ensure minimal down time and prevent accidental deaths of the client.

-Do not enter Izaro's room, once you do you better not die so I'd prefer you don't enter in the first place. It will make you and I both very happy.

-Bring me water, I don't stop the run to go to the bathroom or get a drink so if you give me water telepathically for one, you have talent and two I love you.


Pricing&Refunds
-The price will always be 7 chaos to start, if you do not listen to my instructions or troll me I won't take your money, I'm an adult I will simply refund you immediately and refuse your business for now and in the future.

-If I die/need to restart due to honest mistake or error I will rerun you right away and refund half of the cost. If you want to be generous and force your refund back on me I will not deny your generosity but understand it is not required. So enjoy your half off carry... or not.(lol)

Prices are subject to change based off of demand, competition(other members of the POE community that do carries) and all around however desperate I'm feeling.(also lol)


Feedback
-If you enjoyed our time together in the lab, please leave a nice comment to encourage more runs from my service!

-If you didn't enjoy our time together in the lab, please leave a rude, hateful comment and let everybody on POE this season know I'm a potato and you'd rather see Jar Jar Binks become a Sith Lord in Ep. 8 than ever play with me again. (Just kidding don't do that, I would cry and that would be flat out horrible to say.) If I did not satisfy you please let me know what I can do to improve and I will also try to work something out with you to ensure your satisfaction in the future and hopefully even resolve our problems in the present!

-If you'd like to recommend me to other friends of yours that is also GREAT feedback! Please be respectful of other POE members though, do not bash someone else's services as I would never want somebody to do that to me!

Thank you.


Credit: supreme_pizza's Explosive Cleave Gladiator https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1609862

Ran a merc lab for me earlier, super quick, and easy to deal with. just run behind, and be a loot vacuum. Would definitely recommend!

Good Service / quick and efficient!

super quick run when the servers settled down this evening 10/10 would buy again

New price! As the season comes to half way mark the demand for carries is a wee bit lower, now only 7 chaos!:)