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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 10, 2015, 4:00:15 AM
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We pirates keep to the code and whence we falter, Pirate Jesus always forgives
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Posted byFusionReactoron Feb 10, 2015, 4:13:18 AM
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 11, 2015, 4:00:29 AM
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Tattoos are a permanent way to let people see how well you think things through.
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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Posted byTheWretchon Feb 11, 2015, 3:04:33 PM
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how about "Sleep is for the week"
ya know, cause we party so hard on the weekends we gotta get our sleeping in during the week, am i right, am i right?
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Posted bycgheezeyon Feb 11, 2015, 5:54:42 PM
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I'm old.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 11, 2015, 5:57:06 PM
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Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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Posted byTheWretchon Feb 11, 2015, 6:29:01 PM
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Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 12, 2015, 5:58:43 AM
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the best thing to do with newborns is roll them like sushi on the subway ground
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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Posted byTheWretchon Feb 12, 2015, 7:59:05 PM
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 13, 2015, 5:07:46 AM
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