Meteoric Ursa Punch a Nun

So hey guys, you know a year back when we said lets come up with the most insane awesome idea of how to frustrate the living shit out of people? Yea! Yea! Those fire breathing worms bursting from the ground and brown eye bombing players were the shit! Fuck Yea! Good job.

But that was soooo...ummm...last year. I want something that will infuriate people to the point of chewing off their puppy's face. I want something that would drive Mother Theresa to perform an abortion. I want something so ridiculously dethatched from anything that has to do with anything regarding PoE that people will question our sanity.

Yes, yes, you in the back...speak up dammit! Umm hmm, yea, so let me get this right...Little baby bears that fall from the sky and ear fuck people into a 10% exp loss for no fucking reason at all?

Do it. But take everything you imagined it being and make it 10x more annoying. That should make people want to play more.

I was expecting a picture, left this thread disappointed.

Peace,

-Boem-

So sorry I didn't give you something to jerk off to. Perv. Get a life.

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junkheadjoe12 wrote:

So sorry I didn't give you something to jerk off to. Perv. Get a life.

He HAS a life... much of it is here in the forums.

Welcome!

Such qq, much rage.

Don't worry, you will get over it. Might i suggest Cast when damage taken + enduring cry + immortal call + increased duration.

Fixes both your issue's, devourers and plummeting ursea.

Peace,

-Boem-

Well, Ive seen hundreds of QQ threads where OP was blaming game mechanics for his own incompetence. This one is no special.

Lesson of the day is to make sure your build has some kind of physical damage mitigation, be it what Boem suggested, armor, AA, MoM, LC, etc.

Cannot be Stunned + lots of life leech (esp if instant) is also a fix to the issue, esp if your health pool is large enough to take the initial hit.

Not really sure what the issue is with these boring enemies other then they really like to desync before dropping dead. Just get some form of migitation and youll be fine. They are not even that prevalent in endgame to be that much of an issue (I sometimes forget that these things exist in the game).

They only show up in a few areas of A2. I haven't seen them in any endgame maps, except maybe springs.

My money is on 'The Secret Drop Bear level' as a unique lvl 73 Dark Forest map :D