The origin of an ''Orb''
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Gather around fools as I share the origins of these mysterious divine objects...The origins of these orbs are unknown however scholars have recorded some of these ''origins''
The Mirror of Kalandra ''The origin of this mysterious object has never been truly verified all we know is that one scholar simply said just happens when Chris Wilson gets laid this object is created magically; Nobody really knows why however other scholars have been debating this theory. Eternal Orb ''An Eternal orb is a very very rare event when Chris Wilson naps for about 15+ hours the liquid between his eyes form into a crystallized orb. It is very similar to an Exalted orb however think of thousand tears clumping together. That is the eternal orb; The orb of happiness of Chris Wilson because he slept and dreamed very very happily. Exalted Orb ''An exalted orb is formed when Chris Wilson himself cries when this event happens those tears magically form into these so called orbs and fall onto the game onto several players'' Chaos Orb ''The chaos orb is formed whenever Chris Wilson devourers his food sometimes he doesn't finish it therefor the remains of the food mold together into the so called orb and so forth drop onto random players'' Alchemy Orb ''Alchemy Orbs are the sweat of Chris Wilson himself, Those pours develop into crystallized liquid. It is very common for Alchemy orbs; Several thousand a day form drop onto the players themselves '' Fusing Orb ''Scholars believe the fusing orb is when Chris Wilson can not find a capable tv.show to watch and continues to flip through the channels however there's no explanation of why the orb has such a random effect including frustration and grief along with the letters of QQ; Scholars have no clue why they drop onto Wraecrest as well'' Scouring Orb ''Scholars have recorded that this orb is when Chris Wilson randomly hits on a female with a random pick up line and gets rejected. The rejected feeling creates a crystallized tear drop between his eyes that fall onto the game itself Chance Orb ''A chance orb is formed whenever Chris Wilson buys a lottery ticket; Scholars believe the deity must buy a lot of lotto tickets because they are very common in addition the deity screams BYAAAA while picking these mysterious numbers of a so called lotto. Once he does he relaxes and his wish for some unknown reason just turn into chance orbs that fall onto the players - End record' A.D: 1621 ''Oh and scholars didn't really care where the orb of transmutation and augmentation came from so they didn't really write it thus no knowledge of the origins of these orbs exist'' Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr |
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What is going on in here..
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" Poor Chromatics get no love. |
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*slow clap*
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i do wonder how an orb taste like
it's been getting to me |
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Exalted Orbs are what Chris calls his girlfriends boobs
Peace, -Boem- I dont see any any key! Last edited by k1rage#5701 on Sep 29, 2014, 5:00:30 PM
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" I love teddy bears.
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I m pretty sure orbs came from castrated males. Not your lovey dovey tale.
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Great! 10/10
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" Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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