Wanted a funny name for my templar

Obviously "nopants" would be taken. I didn't expect to get "isopants" "wtbpants" "lfpants" either.

But it was a bit surprising when they also took "nopantsnochance".

However...
also taken? Come on...

This reminds me of Diablo 2 where any damn name you could think of was taken, and it sometimes happened to me that i typed in random letters adsqfwfwqfasffqfw and those names were also taken.

Go with the whole "bald" thing. It's a road much less traveled. =^[.]^=

I would sugest "MyPantsOnPyre"
Too bad I already took it.

Finding a certain name when they are unique identifiers across the entire game can be enormously challenging. As you say, a lot of obvious things you can think of are already taken. But that does mean that when you do find a name you like, that noone else has thought of, it can be very satisfying.

Most of my character names are variations on Grimm - I spent around 6 years playing World of Warcraft fairly hardcore (4-5 hours, 5 or 6 nights a week), almost entirely with one single character named Grimmhammer, so Grimm kinda became like a second name to me. However, Grimm seems to be fairly popular base for a name, so finding names for my characters can be a pain. I was really happy to get Grimmolation for my RF marauder, and Grimmpact for for my facebreaker shadow. Finding a name that fits is worthwhile.

Make it a Staff Templar and name it, TooBigToWearPants...

Still waiting for the day when I get a volt to drop in a temp league so I can utilize "VoltaxicSpliff".

after 10min of brainstorming :P for the lvl 65 challenge: IvSeenTheTruePantsOfGod

yes it did, i had to micromanage :P