Fuck The Lachi

Captains Edition. Arrr.

Now featuring additional
- 500% more unreward
- 497% more "quests"
- 439% more pain in the butt
- 481% more conversation
- 468% more oneshotts
- 477% more chance to get fucked over again
- 432% more partytime with friends
- 012% less Lighttravel-desync

AYEEE.
Is there a little Captain in your pocket ?



Spoiler
"report testing"-thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI
Last edited by Lachdanan on Apr 17, 2014, 2:51:33 AM
Consider me shanghaied.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

A little captain in my pocket? Are you hitting on us?
lol it's only funny because the ship *is* actually dong-shaped

now, if you told that to a Klingon captain about his Vor'Cha... well, you better be ready to run like Karl Lewis
http://unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/gibson2.jpg

Mel Gibson is your daddy... and, you don't really want to know what he does.
Finally got to port and hit up the local alien women.

What seemed like an eternity in space made me less fussy about xenophobia.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

Hardlicker: Master Necromancer.

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