The biggest pussy
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has got to be my Templar. For a man who claims he'd love to sacrifice himself for his so-called Lord of Light, the guy is a craven sack of tears. He hides behind his hideous undead minions and casts dual totems from the other room. Dungeon maps are now laughable for him; just before "meeting" Brutus, whom he now kills while smoking catnip from the hallway before the chamber and whom he has never seen for the past few days, he'll fire up a few totems, light up his joint, and insert his thumb into his rectum. He runs at the first sight of an enemy.
The problem is, I want to kill him -- but I can't, he's just too OverPowered. His dual totems are so good, they not only own allyourmapsarebelongtous, but now they ... own me. Lord of Light? This fellateur is pure Dark Side. And now, I am succumbing to it as well... help!... Underrated stats: Basic human decency, small quantum of respect, microportion of compassion
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Resistance is futile
+VLFBERHT+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80qhyovOnA&list=RD_euDhMDDRq4&index=10 |
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You were a templar, jondar!
Still alive.. are we?
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Where's Luke when you need him.
In our quest to conquer the world ... allies are just future enemies that don't realise it yet MAWHAHA !!!
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BRBR ? Gib moni pls
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My 2h sword Templar would disagree.
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" He does not yet know the power of the Dark Side? Underrated stats: Basic human decency, small quantum of respect, microportion of compassion
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" He doesn't need to, for he is a righteous warrior of light. (templar's ftw) Last edited by Maverickroll#0828 on Dec 20, 2012, 3:27:09 PM
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" My Shadow sits in the background and laughs at all of you, as he knows that energy wasted on philosophy could of been energy well spent on actually taking care of Wraeclast's issues. Templars, your God has forsaken you and the men that you worshiped Him with have even more so. Abandon your faith, for prayer won't slay the dead. |
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" I heard this is a really, really bad idea. |
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