Telling a joke for a beta key...
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Just trying to get one desperately, hope it helps...
well, here it goes... Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' Wife: 'I clean the toilet.' Husband: 'How does that help?' Wife: 'I use your toothbrush ..' =) Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who lived happily ever after. The End.
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well o have one!
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ |
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instead of o is i xD
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And i also know this link from smosh xD!
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http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/knowledge/12-more-best-test-answers-all-time
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