Some funny quotes for a key!
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This is a trade for your beta key, fair enough uh?!
-How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO! -Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. -The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. -If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. -I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. DEAL?? You are unique, like everyone... Last edited by Chaosmeter#2850 on Aug 2, 2012, 2:19:47 PM
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If GOD gives you a Beta key... Don't use it , harrow the little sheps who are waiting for it. cuz it's enough to drive one to despair.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Thats one of my favorites of all time lol. We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds. Our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
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if I google 'funny quotes' how many of these would I find?
Bored in an airport? Yell, 'bomb!' |
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“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
“You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.” “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’.” “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” “I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.” aaaand... “The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.” |
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Check my sig.
"The American political system is like one of those car accidents. You just can't help but stare at the disaster." Last edited by Millenium4#5829 on Aug 2, 2012, 2:58:24 PM
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This is the story of two man... but one of them was really disapointed that the story wasnt based on him only so it could start "this is the story of the man..." so he killed the other...
THE END You are unique, like everyone...
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" “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” Last edited by ebynakis#2376 on Aug 2, 2012, 3:48:28 PM
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" Cow are female, so it can be interpreted like it is not a joke... LoL XD You are unique, like everyone...
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I'll go with max payne
"I had a hole in my second favorite drinking arm." And another one from Blues Brothers: "Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. " also my favorite from friends: Gene (the word is "cream"): You put this in your coffee. Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face! Gene: It's white. Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost! Gene: It's heavier than milk. Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth! Gene: Pass! [New word is "mayonaisse"] Gene: You put this on a sandwich. Joey: Salami! Anchovies! Jam! Gene: It's white. Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost! Gene: It's made from eggs. Joey: Chickens!? Gene: Pass! original scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTYG84lpIQM&feature=related and the last one i suppose: Path of Exile is 100% free to play, for everyone, forever. kill me i had to ;p Last edited by haliaetus#3429 on Aug 2, 2012, 4:16:24 PM
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