Forum key giveaway

I met this girl yesterday, she said that if i got her a beta key she would have sex with me. I am 40 years old and a virgin. There's only so many nights I can borrow my friends porn, light some candles and attempt to masturbate.

Please give me a beta key and let the age of Aquarius come.

I am very excited for this game but it's a weird feeling when I can't buy the game to gain access but have to rely on lady luck for a beta key... Ain't a good place to be in. I'd like to be in a happier place. I'd like to be in path of exile.

You are better than acti...i mean blizzard. :)

I would love to help you test and make this game the best it will be. I have played D1 and D2 for almost 10 years now. I have beta tested over 30 games. I would love to help you make this game great.

An old adage -

If you give a man a key, you make him a fan for a day. If you torture a man for a few days then give him a key, you make him a fan for a lifetime.

10+ years of playing arpgs
D2 pvp -
#1 wolfbarb ladder s12
#3 zealot ladder s11

Because New Zealand is a fucking awesome. They were able to defeat the British who attempted to colonize them, using significantly inferior weapons and hugely outnumbered. They had antibiotics, so their wounded recovered. Any game made by people from a place with a cool history is awesome.

I listened to a 45 minute diablopodcast with Chris Wilson as the guest speaking about Path of Exile.

I'm dedicated, now give me a beta key, or I'll head down to New Zealand and steal my own. It's a win/win to just give me one now.

Well ive been an avid fan of ARPG ever since i got ahold of diablo 1 when i was a youngin. In the years since i playd diablo 2 to death and dungeon siege 2 to death, ive never really found any ARPG to fill my hunger of hack n slash, Now with PoE on the horizon i feel its goin to be filld once again!(check site daily like a hound)
Alas ive also been in many betas in pasts and withought a doubt want to imput to help make the game as enjoyable and bug free as possible. And poor hours upon hours into this game doin so!

Why do I want a key you ask? BECAUSE THE GODS WILL IT! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

TABLE FLIP! ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) -"HUAH!!"

...and cause Ive been waiting to play this for over 8 months (second I saw it, i'm all "SIGN ME UP BIATCH!")

Edit 1: Never mind I hust got into beta!! YES so disregard my post and good luck everyone else XD