Google Autocomplete: "What happens when you dry out your"

"Tongue" - it suggests.

Disclaimer: Pretentious uptights can stop reading now. Save your "sanity".

Tongue ey, well that's interesting I was looking to google something else but lets google that.

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"What happens if you stick your tongue out of your mouth and let it dry out? Does it puff up and get painful or anything?"

- "As long as it's still connected to your body it will still be normal, but you will temporarily muffle your sense of taste."

- "Any time i've tried it makes everything taste more copper and my tongue more sensitive but it is harmless as long as you're tongue is still connected"

- "What the hell is the matter with you? Of course not."


"If you leave your tongue out dry, can you or your tongue die?"

- "Your tongue is not a fish, it doesnt take in oxygen through liquid, why would it die? It would just get very uncomfortable for you."


Blow-Drying My Tongue and Eating a Cracker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqqqO83yp0

- I slept with my mouth opened And ir dried ir was horrible


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The glory.

This place has turned epic boring.

Mostly what is left now is a circlejerk.

Came in expecting Google lewdness.

Got weird tongue stories and sass.

3/10. Wasted click, but my own fault so no rock-bottom score.