Grey aliens are Vegans theory

Could it be?? i mean they are all thin and have existed for millions / billions of years.

Some compelling evidence:
-They are thin
-They are grey(lack of nutrients can cause skin color to change)
-They live long /existed for a long time( but meat is love, meat is life)

This post should be in this thread where all weird things go:

https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1910285

You're assuming they even have vegetables.

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EldorLoreseeker wrote:

This post should be in this thread where all weird things go:

https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1910285

correct

please repost in the official crackpot thread

Grey Aliens are bio-mechanical androids created by the Lizard races to be servants.

Their skin is designed to absorb nutrients from a special solution. They rest in pods, and absorb nutrient solution. They don't even possess a digestive tract. They're a genetically engineered servant race. They're roughly 75% biological, and 25% mechanical. Their brains are wired via a neutral interface. Sorta like a technologically induced hive mind. Their brains are also capable of mind-machine interface with whatever technology they're required to interface with for the tasks that they're given.

These Grey Aliens are basically chimeras. They possess traits from a lot of different species on Earth that naturally couldn't mix. For example, some jellyfish, some human, some lizard, some insect etc. Among other species. Such a species couldn't evolve naturally, because you'd have to go all the way back to single celled lifeforms to find a common ancestor for that entire group of species.

There have been lots of different variants and genetic experimentation over the millennia, some more humanoid, some more reptilian, and some more insect looking. With the pendulum swinging between different variations between, over time. These 'Greys' are sort of an average.

They Greys are used to occasionally abduct humans and collect eggs and sperm samples. They can overpower humans, despite their statute. They can paralyze you with their psychic abilities. As in, temporarily disrupt the electrical impulses in your brain to disrupt all non-vital bodily functions.

I'm sure some of you have heard of the 'Blondes'. As in really slender, tall aliens with long shaped heads. Like the Greys, they're also a genetically engineered race. They're mostly extinct now. They were of the more 'humanoid' variety. They had considerably larger brain capacities than humans, as well as some psychic abilities. But they were deemed to be too dangerous to their creators. Unlike the greys, they were capable of independent thinking, and even empathy to a lesser degree. They're genetically close enough to humans, where they can actually be mistaken for human, with a DNA test. Only under extremely stringent examination of the genetic code, it's then made clear they're not human. They look extremely different from humans but are nearly 99.9% identical, genetically.

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HollandRoden wrote:

Could it be?? i mean they are all thin and have existed for millions / billions of years.

Some compelling evidence:
-They are thin
-They are grey(lack of nutrients can cause skin color to change)
-They live long /existed for a long time( but meat is love, meat is life)

They are only thin when they first emerge from the mothership because they are packed by rolling up into tubes. They haven't existed on Earth for all that long - though they did make a brief appearance in Egypt. All the clues are there - there was no news or stories of Greys seen until newspapers began to be popular. Their grey color comes from their diet, as they subsist on paper and black ink. They were first sent to Earth during the height of Egypt, but the papyrus was too coarse for them, so they didn't stay long.

Engineered as bio recyclers, they can eat any printed paper, though they prefer newsprint (which is why they aren't seen as much anymore, with the decline of newspapers). After digestiion, they eject a mixture of toothpaste and black ink. The next time you buy an ink jet printer cartridge or brush your teeth, you have a Grey to thank for it. Scientists do not understand fully how the Greys extract energy from the words they consume, and the process of logosynthesis is believed to be artificially engineered.