Want a beta key? Here's how..

I'll let this run 5-10 minutes. First person to grovel at my feet the hardest gets a PM.
"Patience is a virtue"
I will personally suck your dick. Seriously.
Wow...
Closed Beta/Alpha Tester back after a 10-year hiatus.
Kiwi pets and Spark spam FTW.
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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defaulty wrote:
I will personally suck your dick. Seriously.


Oh man, I was just telling my friend this was the response I was going to get. Check your inbox.
"Patience is a virtue"
holy shit....dude...i....you.....wow.
PLEASE SIR, I am a pathetic whimpering fool and just basking in your magnificence is nearly too much for me. I would do anything for your beta key including wash your car, take your girlfriend shopping for you, make you dinner, buy you candles.

I will rake your leaves and cover your house in rose petals so that the world you live in can smell as beautiful as you probably do
Between bludd and creeper IMHO
[8bits of fury]
[I <3 LSDJ & Nanoloop]

lol too late dude,the dick sucker got it.
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defaulty wrote:
I will personally suck your dick. Seriously.


WHAT!??!!! YOU SAID I WAS THE ONLY ONE LIARR!!
[8bits of fury]
[I <3 LSDJ & Nanoloop]

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