[POE Sing-a-long] Christmas Edition
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So Kurtcobainsshotgun has mentioned in another thread that he is looking to create a Christmas Song for POE. I thought it would be a good opportunity to let the community have another crack at coming up with something for him.
The rules are simple - find a christmas carol, corrupt the lyrics unpredictably so that they incorporate some elements of POE, and post them here for the general ridicule of others. I am guessing that Kurt will end up singing and posting the best ones he sees, but as an added incentive I have decided to fling some more money GGG's way, and will gift the winner of the competition MTX/Stash Tabs up to the value of 200 GGG points (your choice of whatever it is). I've got a couple done already, which I will post below. Feel free to critique, bash, insult as you feel necessary (to help you out, I am a little self-conscious about my receding hairline and my declining physical fitness so go nuts). == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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This one is RMT Christmas (Snoopy's Christmas):
O RNG, O RNG, Ich brauche eine bessere Beute! The Exile washed up on the rain swollen shore That evil mage Dom was ruling once more The Wraeclastian people ignored all of their men And called on The Exile to do it again. Was the night before Christmas, playing on POE Th Exile used his credit card (for see and for know) With new RMTed gear, fiercely they fought But he bragged in global, and the exile got caught. AmEx bills those AmEx bills Getting out of hand But the drop rates make you hurl So you'll risk the ban The Mods had the Exile dead in their sights He emailed support to put up a fight Why they didn't ban his account from playing POE Or was it because it was for see and for know. AmEx bills those AmEx bills Getting out of hand But the drop rates make you hurl So you'll risk the ban The mods made the Exile give back his gear And put him on probation in the forums I hear The Exile was certain that this was the end When the mods cried out, "Merry Christmas, my friend!" The Mods then offered a holiday toast And The Exile, our hero, saluted his host And then with a LOL they were both on their way Each knowing they'd meet on some other day. AmEx bills those AmEx bills Getting out of hand But the drop rates make you hurl So you'll risk the ban == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on Dec 8, 2014, 3:51:36 PM
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And this is The Exile Got Runover By A Leap Frog (Original Here)
The Exile got run over by a Leap Frog Walking through the sceptre Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Desync But as for me and the forums, we believe They'd been stacking too much crit chance And we'd begged them not to go But they figured they'd just one shot They were playing lowlife spectral throw When the resurrect box suddenly popped up At the end of the attack There were frog prints on their forehead Even though they swore they had moved back The Exile got run over by a Leap Frog Walking through the sceptre Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Desync But as for me and the forums, we believe Now we're all so proud of our defenses We've been stackin' ES and block as well But patch 1.3 has been announced Suddenly our block chance is nerfed to hell It's not Christmas with this desync Our ping is always red not black And we just can't help but wonder How the hell did we get one-shotted moving back? The Exile got run over by a Leap Frog Walking through the sceptre Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Desync But as for me and the forums, we believe Now we're at the top of the sceptre But christ I'm sending Chris my logs Because that fucking bastard Dominus Just desync-one-shot me with his touch of God I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give their money To a company that runs on netcode they built themselves The Exile got run over by a Leap Frog Walking through the sceptre Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Desync But as for me and the forums, we believe == Officially Retired 27/02/2019 == Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron on Dec 8, 2014, 3:50:18 PM
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Good stuff.
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln |
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== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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" While you may not care for it, it takes time and effort to produce. Its not as simple as you think.
Spoiler
And the whiners were qqing in their holes,
While delusions of relevance danced in their skulls. |
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I love this! Good job guys LOL this is really cool XD
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Twelve patches of PoE (Twelve days of Chrismas)
On the first patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: A sneaky photo of Atziri On the second patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the third patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the fourth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the fifth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the sixth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the seventh patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Seven Exalts a Flipping Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the eighth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Eight Exiles a Farming Seven Exalts a Flipping Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the ninth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Nine PVPers Dueling Eight Exiles a Farming Seven Exalts a Flipping Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the tenth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Ten Chimerals a Leaping Nine PVPers Dueling Eight Exiles a Farming Seven Exalts a Flipping Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the eleventh patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Eleven Traders Trading Ten Chimerals a Leaping Nine PVPers Dueling Eight Exiles a Farming Seven Exalts a Flipping Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri On the twelfth patch of PoE Grinding Games sent to me: Twelve Posters Posting Eleven Traders Trading Ten Chimerals a Leaping Nine PVPers Dueling Eight Exiles a Farming Seven Exalts a Flipping Six Noobs a QQ'ing Five Andvarius Four Acts to Grind Three Godly Uniques Two Item Polls and a Sneaky Photo of Atziri
PS!
I'm sure I done better with the one at Off Topic, though.
"Path of Exile needs a Circlejerk Subforum" -cypherrage
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I couldn't help myself, I started singing that by the time I got to the end.
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==
Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years. Best of luck in the future! |
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