My GF left me because of PoE!?!
Ok so I get home today and what do I find? A note from my girlfriend saying,
"I'm sorry, I feel we have gone as far as we can in our relationship...this is not the way I wanted it, but something had to be done...I could no longer stomach the fact that you are demanding of my time over Path of Exile, plus I know that if I killed you, you would not drop any good loot, please do not worry I will quickly find another gem to fit my socket, safe journeys from Wraeclast! gg no re!" Ok wth? If she killed me I wouldnt drop loot? A gem for her socket?!?! Wraeclast?!?! WTH is she talking about?!?! and what in the world does 'gg no re' mean?!?! I am holding Chris personally responsible for this outrage!
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I hope this brought everyone a smile :) Looking forward to open beta!
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" Maligaro's Spike, anyone? A sword he brought, his foes to maim and rend, from places dark behind forbidden doors, But night by night he woke with frighten'd roars from darkest dreams, too strange to comprehend. (Anonymous) Last edited by Thyrandor#4136 on Jan 21, 2013, 10:04:46 AM
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That's funny. One of my ex's left me over D2 a long time ago. She used to lay on the bed naked just get my attention. I miss those days lol.
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If this was a real 'dear john' letter it'd be utterly brilliant, I especially like the part about not dropping phat loot.
Blasphemous HC-SSF Path of Exile 2 enjoyer.
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now u got enough time to play in OB, so good timing i assume.
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how do i even path of exile? y my now ex play that over me?
Haha. Great stuff. If I ever had that kind of complaint that I demanded too much time and she wanted to play some online game, I'd be all "Heck I'd play that with you". |
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This is my girlfriend, I know that she would never leave me.
I game with her, I cook with her, I study with her and I do the sexy time with her.
My GF
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" My girlfriend is always right, as well. Best GF NA. I've seen them... and they've seen me.
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Better start respecing some of those skill points into one handed.
Yes good sir, I enjoy slaying mythical creatures.
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