Steve Spiros: Easy Going: the game

Ok this game doesnt exist yet, but i will make it. It will be about fighting vampires in waterloo and the best power up will make you an invincible ghost because they cant kill a person with NO BODY

I am open to other ideas

My name, oh, let me tell you my name. I'm confused because, you know, like we're supposed to believe in the ministry, right? So, is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused because I never went to school, right? Does a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand.

You see, when you put your fingers together, you have a cross, two sticks, right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and put their fingers together like a cross at me by not smiling at me.

In Toronto, hey you guys know me, Steve Spiros, easy going. Those who know me, I'm a nobody. You understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the Boogey Man. Who's the Boogey Man? You figure it out! I'm getting out of here. I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird.

I'm from Humberside. I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleep walker, I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room because I'm going to go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am: A fuck up! Goodbye!

Look at this city. It was a shithole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York, Manhattan. Where are the bums? There's no bums here. Toronto doesn't have bums. But Waterloo is creating bums. They created me. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's the church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything. I had it! I'm gonna die. How can you die when you're dead?

Oh, wait a second. I'm going to be crucified, right? Ughh. I'm not going to raise my voice.

This is the only steve spiros rant available as he appears to have fallen off the map

This is what i must work with