On death effects, some are missing

As the title says, after having opened 3 trunks, broken 7 urns and popped 2 pimples, I realized something. A third eye opened on my forehead.

"Why am I dodge rolling like a prick away from the golden trunk?"

After that moment of clarity, I strongly feel we need to implement a fucking Tzar nuke on every single god damn openable in the game. And for shits and giggles, why not booby trap all the doors, switches and everything? Why only the Sanctum enjoyers, pardon me, I mean Suckuma enjoyers get to experience the wonders of green farts on pads?

Smh, honestly, dodge rolling from golden trunks... how far have we fallen lads...