A Comprehensive Plea to Address the Ikiaho Nightmare - Feedback and Suggestions
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Oh, dear fellow aficionados of the league mechanic and the overarching concept, I must lament with utmost despondency that the maleficent reign of that detestable deity, Ikiaho, has cast an insufferable pall upon our collective enjoyment. One's heart quivers with exasperation at the very thought that any being, apart from the primary divine entity, could effortlessly dispatch us with but a singular shot, regardless of the fortifications we have fastidiously erected. It is positively vexing, nay, it is an affront to our sensibilities! And the interminable interlude of revival, an agony most cruel, merely compounds our torment, for we are left to languish as we await the inevitable pummeling upon our return to the battlefield.
Ikiaho, that bane of our existence, does not merely transgress; she embodies the very essence of vexation. Her stratagems seem singularly fixated on protracting the sands of time, devoid of any semblance of intent to triumph. There is no sense of triumph to be derived from vanquishing her—only an overwhelming sensation of deliverance when, at long last, she elects to vacate her abode of spawning. I must, with great reluctance, admit that I have reached the precipice of my endurance. As an unflinchingly dedicated player, one currently situated in the exalted echelons of the 1.6k rank, I can, in all candor, attest that I have not, in any deliberate manner, sabotaged a game since the latest patch came into being. Alas, the modifications to the artificial intelligence have, rather than ameliorate my suffering, protracted it, courtesy of the unpredictable whims of Ikiaho's behavior. It is akin to a most sadistic experiment, cunningly crafted to ensnare players within its web for longer than is necessary—an artifice reminiscent of certain other game developers, whose names we shan't deign to utter. Dearest developers, I implore you, nay, I beseech you, to lend your ears to our anguished cries. The time has manifestly arrived for your divine intervention to rectify the abomination that is Ikiaho. She does not pose a challenge; she is an affront to the very essence of our gaming pleasure. I entreat each and every one of you, noble souls, to share your ruminations on this most pressing matter. Do you too find yourselves ensnared in the inexorable throes of anguish wrought by the unwelcome presence of Ikiaho? Can we, as an illustrious community, muster our collective intellect to devise strategies to either rectify or expunge this tormented specter from our league encounters? Let this illustrious forum thread serve as the arena for our shared vexations, a hallowed refuge where we unite against this common adversary. Last edited by elwajo#5376 on Oct 5, 2023, 5:44:41 PM Last bumped on Oct 5, 2023, 7:07:31 PM
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ok mr. chatgpt
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mad cuz bad(dy)?
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" yes sry, cant delete anymore |
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This is why we have knockback. Simply push her towards your totem while taking out hers. Its not always easy but it is the best way
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Oh look, another thread complaining because someone with a zdps cheese build can't win the game the moment they have to actually fight and kill enemies.
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" Do you really don't get this is a joke/troll post? Your life must be serious as fuck... |
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" Ah, my dear interlocutor, how serendipitous it is to encounter such eloquent expressions of condescension amidst our vibrant discourse. It appears that your affinity for the intricacies of this league and your delight in witnessing the predicaments of others have been duly noted. Allow me to reciprocate in kind with the grace and charm befitting a conversation of this caliber. Indeed, the symphony of one's frustrations can be a melodious accompaniment to the gameplay experience, much like the dulcet tones of a well-orchestrated concerto. It is a testament to the diversity of playstyles and strategies that make this league a veritable cornucopia of delight. While it is undeniable that some may find solace in the art of zdps, there exists a vast tapestry of approaches to revel in. For those who yearn for the thrill of combat, may they continue to savor their battles, knowing that even in the face of adversity, the game's allure remains unabated. As for you, dear provocateur, I extend my deepest gratitude for gracing us with your presence. Your perspective serves as a poignant reminder that our community is enriched by the multifaceted nature of our experiences. In this grand tapestry of gaming, your voice, though tinged with sarcasm, finds its own harmonious place. So, let us raise a virtual toast to the richness of our discussions and the diversity of our gaming encounters. May we continue to explore the exquisite intricacies of this league, each thread adding a vibrant hue to the splendid mosaic that is our gaming world. |
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