Cassia

Alva and I, we go back years,
I'd take her to the Altar.
The Shaper ain't my cup of tea,
But I rather like his daughter.
There's one can always raise a mast,
I can ship myself with Lilly,
And if I play my cards right,
I've a future with Navali.
Helena wants to show me
All her private places,
And if I feel like going down,
Niko holds the aces.
Watching Jun removing veils,
I want to see it all,
But noone is quite as exciting to me,
As Cass with her back to the wall.

This thread may get deleted, but before then I will say I enjoy the actual artistry and cleverness behind this (slightly) dirty limerick.

And the unrighteous were turned to....?

Very entertaining. Not a limerick, but I'd argue something better.

I love the way 'I can ship myself with Lilly' flirts with anachronism.