Sentences that will make you giggle... Misplaced Modifiers.






1. "Going to the supermarket, the cat finally ate its favorite food."



2. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know!"



3. Alison watched her son drive off through the window.



4. David waited patiently behind a teenager with baggy jeans carrying a full load.



5.The homeowner chased the intruder wearing nothing but his underwear.

"Another... Solwitch thread." AST
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Let's eat Bob.
Let's eat, Bob.
~ Adapt, Improvise and Overcome
No good read goes unpublished.
No-good read goes unpublished.
Warhammer 40k Inquisitor: where shotgunning is not only not nerfed, it is deeply encouraged.

Dogma > Souls, but they're masterworks all. You can't go wrong.

I was right about PoE2 needing to be a separate, new game. It was really obvious.
I’ll ask my son, the lawyer, if he can help get his uncle Jack off
“What kind of f*cking neighborhood is this!?”
“People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.”
Occam's Razor!
Ἀρχή Σοφίας ἡ τῶν ὀνομάτων ἐπίσκεψις -Ἀντισθένης ἁπλοκύων
LOL...
"Another... Solwitch thread." AST
Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2

"...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear

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