Game Over, Man - The honest review (spoilers)

All the Hollywood chicks:
We're sick of all the stoner comedies putting us down!
You keep portraying us as dumb and hot, with our only screen time being us flashing some boobs!
Have fun sleeping on the couch till you fix that...

All the Hollywood guys:
Fine... so what do you want?

Chicks:
First, no boobs. We wanna see dicks and balls... and guys asses and... guys eating other guys asses hahaha... because all guys are stupid and smell hahaha, am I right girls! *frantic laughter*

Then we want some old men in accomplished positions, and they are all perverted sexual harassers, and ugly, and old, and then a badass boss bitch comes along like "fuck you" and throws a knife in ones eye, then cuts another ones dick off in uncomfortable detail, then unloads a clip into another guy who was abusing her while she was incapacitated. YEAH! FUCK THOSE GUYS! *crazy laughter intensifies*

Guys:
Okay, anything else? Maybe a female lead trio?

Chicks:
Naah... just make it three nerds, not hot, just some losers who only smoke weed and play videogames.
And they work in a hotel... as cleaning ladies! LOSERS HAHAAA *errupt into screeching laughter*

Then there's like a lot of irrelevant D-list celebs, all male, because they're stupid,
and they all die! And all the bad guys and cops and everyone just fucks everything up and dies, everyone dies in some stupid way because you guys all smell and you're stupid idiots smelly smell smell kaka poopoo heads nyeeh NYEEEH NYEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*hyperventilating bitch didn't take her pills, crazy eyes intensify*

Guys:
Alright alright, jesus, calm down...
So what's going to happen to the "badass boss bitch"?
She's like a plot twist undercover CIA agent who rescues the poor idiots and saves the day?

Chicks:
Uh, no, duuh. We don't want her to be better than us.
She's already too hot. Kill her in a stupid clumsy way, going against the character that has been building up so far of her being a extremely skilled killer.
She probably would get my boyfriend Chad to cheat on me with her.
Fuck that bitch.

Guys:
Uhm... okay?
What about the rest, filling the gaps, a plot, story, sequel, anything...?

Chicks:
O-M-G stop being so boring

Guys:
Well, here's the movie...
Can I sleep in the bed again?



Chicks:
Sure, whatever. Didn't watch it.
Let's go shopping.

Guys:

B-b-but... dicks?
There's a lot of dicks on screen!
WE'RE BREAKING NEW GROUND!

Look how edgy we are!
SO MUCH PENIS SCREEN TIME!
Are you not entertained?!