What type of forum poster are you?

this person lives a single life, has a "suppose," girl friend or boyfriend. Majority of the time posts about his or her frustrations and is likely placed on probation several times. Could also be a widowed person with an animal friend... Basically mad at the world or a teenager going through puberty, sticky keyboards.

this poster is married, may or may not have kids and most likely in a horrible marriage, delusional. Posts about themselves or accomplishments even tries to make some money. Trying to gain fame when no one really cares. This poster has a tendency to be an egomaniac and likes to post pictures of their ugly selves or extremely ugly mate. Spends most of their time on reddit trying to justify their existence.

this poster is unsure of their sexual appetite, tries to hide their true nature by using words like "bro" or "come at me." Sometimes this poster will try to articulate themselves with words that half the forum population can't understand, "pseudo?" This poster can be a homophobe when pushed and will deny, deny... Even though for some strange reason they always want to know how you look like... Hmmmm

these are usually trollers who suffer from dyslexia, their words are usually repeated with posts that are constantly edited. They don't notice the you from you're and have a tendency to be popular on the forums regardless of their mental problems. Even with these problems these posters can be passive aggressive and are able to get under the thickest of skins with out any sweat... Crazy is what they are called.

this poster constantly is a white night, defending any topic that the majority of forum users dissaprove. They become quite annoying as they never admit defeat and have a tendency to be placed on probation. Usually these posters are military men and women or religious fanatics who's mindset are to defend themselves from any tribulations or attacks... And they sure know how to defend themselves. These posters are never trolling only saying how it is.

this poster is the creme of the creme, they get away with murder posting nonsense but with a flair of humor. Behind the scenes these posters have only one mission to entertain themselves from reality especially entertaining those that understand the inside joke. They are well known in forums as trollers but in reality never hurt anyone. How do you say no to complete randomness that makes you spit out your drink... These posters are usually attractive, narcissitic all the way.

this poster tries to make sense out of everything, pretty smart but try not to give away too much of their personal life. Mean tempered and can tell people off or make them feel stupid with a few words. These people make sure they are noticed and usually are followed by the occasional instigator... These people though cry for attention... And when they do get it they realize, "I can't believe I posted that."

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