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The year is 2013 and in my inventory is a glare
I check my stash and realize I'm not a millionaire
I got two choices yall sell it on the forum or
trade all my gear for a 1000 more jeweller orbs
Now I ain't tryin to see no bidding war
Plus I got a bunch of fusings to link it more than four
So I pull out a stack of jewellers and start to craft
On mumble I could hear my boys as they joked and laughed
Cause I went through 20 stacks and still no 6 socket yet
I'm not surprised though...everyone knows how unlucky I get
Am I doing something wrong or should I gamble some mo?
Well I already invested too much now to quit this bow
"You should have sold it when it dropped off that ash prophet"
"Aren't you already carrying a thicket with 3 elements on it?"
Well the thicket is alright and it shoots real fast
But I want to spec out of resolute technique at last
I got the sockets now I just need to try to fuse
If I can't do it in 300 I'll probably have to sell my shoes
"Well aren't you worried you'll be naked at the end of all this?"
"Walking around with nothing but a weapon that can't miss?"
Nah I ain't worried about losing all my equip
What's the worst that could happen? Tomorrow I'll RIP?
We'll see how long it takes for this six link to come
I got 99 problems but Piety ain't one
Hit me
(I was bored tonight)
Last edited by KungFusedMike#3670 on Mar 27, 2013, 9:13:32 PM
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Posted byKungFusedMike#3670on Mar 27, 2013, 9:04:40 PM
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:) brought me a smile
Last edited by Ozgwald#5068 on Mar 28, 2013, 10:38:35 AM
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Posted byOzgwald#5068on Mar 28, 2013, 10:38:16 AM
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SOOOOOOOOO HARDCOREEEEEEEE
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Posted byipuosittou#7151on Mar 28, 2013, 10:47:26 AMBanned
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I like it
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Posted byCrossflip#2982on Mar 28, 2013, 10:51:37 AM
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you should gamble some mo! :-)
insane in the membrane
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Posted byDudldude#7475on Mar 28, 2013, 10:58:31 AM
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"
BurnOutBrighter wrote:
"
Dedoctor wrote:
IF you are having gear problems, I feel bad for you son.
I've got 99 problems but the gear ain't one.
I got the Black patrol on Wraeclast patrol
Ghosts that wanna make me pay the resurrect toll
'Clast critics that say "Brutus too strong, yo"
I'm from Oriath stupid, this is how I roll
If you got exiled from your home like me
You'd celebrate the minute you got a GCP
I'm like fuck Merveil, you can kiss my dual-wield dags
If you don't like the damage you can make me lag
Got beef with bandits yo, if I don't kill they bros
I took their amulets, I don't give a shit, so
Party members try and use my magic find
To advertise on chat all the loot they grind, fuckers
I don't care what build you has
If you can't unsocket a gem to save your ass
I'm from whites to uniques player, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but my gear ain't one
Hit me!
And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit - The Tick
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Posted bymagree#3223on Mar 28, 2013, 11:14:01 AM
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magree wrote:
"
BurnOutBrighter wrote:
"
Dedoctor wrote:
IF you are having gear problems, I feel bad for you son.
I've got 99 problems but the gear ain't one.
I got the Black patrol on Wraeclast patrol
Ghosts that wanna make me pay the resurrect toll
'Clast critics that say "Brutus too strong, yo"
I'm from Oriath stupid, this is how I roll
If you got exiled from your home like me
You'd celebrate the minute you got a GCP
I'm like fuck Merveil, you can kiss my dual-wield dags
If you don't like the damage you can make me lag
Got beef with bandits yo, if I don't kill they bros
I took their amulets, I don't give a shit, so
Party members try and use my magic find
To advertise on chat all the loot they grind, fuckers
I don't care what build you has
If you can't unsocket a gem to save your ass
I'm from whites to uniques player, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but my gear ain't one
Hit me!
yes! How did I miss that thread? We just need someone to do verse 3 now.
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Posted byKungFusedMike#3670on Mar 28, 2013, 11:24:56 AM
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"
ItsTinWeasel wrote:
The year is 2013 and in my inventory is a glare
I check my stash and realize I'm not a millionaire
I got two choices yall sell it on the forum or
trade all my gear for a 1000 more jeweller orbs
Now I ain't tryin to see no bidding war
Plus I got a bunch of fusings to link it more than four
So I pull out a stack of jewellers and start to craft
On mumble I could hear my boys as they joked and laughed
Cause I went through 20 stacks and still no 6 socket yet
I'm not surprised though...everyone knows how unlucky I get
Am I doing something wrong or should I gamble some mo?
Well I already invested too much now to quit this bow
"You should have sold it when it dropped off that ash prophet"
"Aren't you already carrying a thicket with 3 elements on it?"
Well the thicket is alright and it shoots real fast
But I want to spec out of resolute technique at last
I got the sockets now I just need to try to fuse
If I can't do it in 300 I'll probably have to sell my shoes
"Well aren't you worried you'll be naked at the end of all this?"
"Walking around with nothing but a weapon that can't miss?"
Nah I ain't worried about losing all my equip
What's the worst that could happen? Tomorrow I'll RIP?
We'll see how long it takes for this six link to come
I got 99 problems but Piety ain't one
Hit me
(I was bored tonight)
Next time you are bored, read this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre_%28poetry%29
Because what you did up there was atrocious.
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Posted byMBata#2543on Mar 28, 2013, 12:32:09 PM
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MBata wrote:
Thanks, but I'm just having some fun.
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Posted byKungFusedMike#3670on Mar 28, 2013, 12:59:35 PM
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Nice OP! I think Bestal has some competition :-D
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Posted byMinsc_N_Boo#6802on Apr 12, 2013, 7:41:14 AM
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