Best Item name in a game ever maybe?

I personally think that Shabby Jerkin is one of the best names for an item in a game that I can think of, at this time anyway. Curious if anyone has a better name or something similar.

Poll Question: What is your favorite and best(funny or just badass sounding) name for an item or even something else in a game?

Edit: The game does not have to be limited to this one. My idea was just games in general or of similar play style.
I used to play Diablo 3, then I realized it doesn't have a Shabby Jerkin.
Last edited by Augustrad on Jan 9, 2013, 5:08:33 PM
I killed a rare zombie the other day called "Pussucker"..... no BS! Had a good chuckle over that.
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And no, I'm not a nazi. :)

Hmm, I also had 2h rare mace called Bone Snap, but I can't find it anymore.
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omg u found hitler's bow Oo

"morbid breeze" was a cool name of an item i found
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And no, I'm not a nazi. :)

Hmm, I also had 2h rare mace called Bone Snap, but I can't find it anymore.

LOL good find.
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I shouldn't be laughing at that, but hahahaha.
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I once had a map called Unholy Slag. Not sure if slag means the same thing where I grew up as it does to everyone else, though urban dictionary suggests it does.
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something about the name of this thing just clicks... even though im what most people would call a pagan, i still get a hell of a chuckle out of it

also, a while back somebody found a "Death Star" shield, only thing i can remember is it was a ES shield of some type...
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This is so brilliant.
I love how the rare names click!
Nazi gags are cheap.

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