2 beta keys to give away... make me laugh/friend me to get one!

Two conditions:

1. You make me laugh. no chuckle... i mean spit my coke from my nose laugh :P

2. Promise to friend me in game. Everyone i know plays "that other game" and is not willing to change over. Looking to get people to rush through the game once it goes Open Beta.

annnnnddddddddd GO!

EDIT: This will be open till Friday night and I will announce via PM and post who wins

EDIT2: May be getting a few more keys, keep them coming!

2 beta keys to give away huh? Aaaaaaaaaand they're gone.

I don't need any but good luck to the people trying to get one.

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Neoshaix wrote:

2 beta keys to give away huh? Aaaaaaaaaand they're gone.

I don't need any but good luck to the people trying to get one.

i just posted :\ so they are still open and i figure this is a fun way to make some friends/get a laugh

Okay im 24/7 on ,i dont play that other game ,actually i dont play anything atm only refreshig forums to get poe
once i get into poe im ur slave , master

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qwertazx wrote:

Okay im 24/7 on ,i dont play that other game ,actually i dont play anything atm only refreshig forums to get poe
once i get into poe im ur slave , master

any jokes :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqfGVmBD6U&list=FLo1YfcdxE7GEipsZgH8X_Tg&index=7&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&list=FLo1YfcdxE7GEipsZgH8X_Tg&index=10&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brbLo5BsPMc&list=FLo1YfcdxE7GEipsZgH8X_Tg&index=8&feature=plpp_video

An arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast.

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Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...


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An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No likee Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.



Oh, and yeah, I'd be playing with you, we'd use ts or something.

I'll PM you with my answer for the contest, and i know you will like it! for sure! :)

Two tomatoes walk over a street, then one of the tomatos allmost gets hit by a car, and the first one yells at him:
Ketchup!

this joke might not be for all but i found it funny.

ok here goes:

I swear women can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of saying "thank you", she's all like..."how did you get in my house?"

and if that doesn't float your boat head over to www.uberhumor.com and spend 5 minutes and it's pretty much guaranteed you'll get your laughs.