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blademaster wrote:

You are one sick Fuck for making these people do this to get a beta key.
You just want to humiliate people before you will give them a key.
What was your last contest? Making people do belly dancing on youtube if I remember correctly. Your an Asshole!!!

To be fair, no one is making anyone do anything here. We are just telling our stories, willingly.

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iknego wrote:

Some truly desperate people in this thread lol.

seriously wow lol...

My story is everyday I waste a bunch of time doing nothing particularly productive and it is just a fruitless effort. I could be outside doing things or just playing other games at least but instead I force myself to sit on a computer and browse a website day in and day out. I don't feel like I really deserve anything for doing these things but maybe there's just some hope left in me that it'll eventually pay off. I suppose if it's meant to happen someday it will. Oh how the timer taunts me...

we are in the zoo, feeding the troll.

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What the hell kind of job do you have where you don't have to work when an employee takes personal time off?

I have a rare condition where instead of hair, my head grows dead kittens.

Every morning I wake to a pillow full of dead kittens.

Story? What kind of story? I wake up, pee, eat and play video games all day. You want a made up sad story? Then please tell me. I can concoct one easily about how my life is the worst, how my gf left me, I'm broke and the loan sharks are after me.

On second thought, I do have a story. It was a few days ago, I just came over from town. Hot as hell here this time of year. So there I was, sad because I didn't get a beta key (like every day) when I found a glimmer of hope. I saw this thread. Then, out of the blue, suddenly, my mom opens the door, gets on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

All this is utterly ridiculous.
I feel ashamed for the guys and girls that are beggin for the OP compassion.
(by the way, i think that most of the stories are invented)

If i should do someting so sad i prefer not doing the beta at all.



(Sincerely some of this stuffs is awesome, kudos to Melonpan, i lolled hard)

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Melonpan wrote:

I have a rare condition where instead of hair, my head grows dead kittens.

Every morning I wake to a pillow full of dead kittens.

^LOL. That's probably funnier than it should be but still. :V