In which we respond to enemy/NPC voice lines
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Malachai: Why are you so in love with Death?
Me: You're the one with a fuckin' skull for a head, mate. ... Petarus: Anything you need, just ask. Me: Can I have your girlfriend? ... Tora: Over here, Exile. Me: I have a name, you know... ... Do you ever talk back to the enemies/NPCs? If so, what do you say? Last bumped on Jun 21, 2017, 11:20:24 PM
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Grust: Opens mouth to begin speaking.
Me: Kicks him repeatedly in crotch before this can happen. | |
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Piety: Kill me!
Me: I keep trying but GGG won't let you stay dead.... | |
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Vagan: let me bend your ear for a moment
Me: fuck off vagan! | |
" Vagan: Who taught you to fight? Your mother? Me: it was you, all right? I learned it by watching you! https://youtu.be/Y-Elr5K2Vuo |
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Malachai: You are being selfish.
Me: Sorry bro, but 0being one of the sad miscreations that slowly walks around does not look like a happy lot it life. "ran out of high teir maps to leave on the ground - people kept taking the higher teirs" - Da Pagionator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T31clJn_oNQ |
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Dominus: Have you seen the true face of god, exile?
Me: Of course. There are other mirrors than Kalandra's out there. |
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Dom: Frink Knot, from Gawd!
Me: Arbor knot, from RNGeebus! Now, where is my rhoa feather? |
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General Gravicius: "My place is at God's side. Where will your journey end exile?"
Scion: "I'm betting on an exhausted map pool." | |
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Haku: Tala...
Me: Fuck off. |
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