The worst jokes - by worst I mean best.
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Chicken nuggets are my only weakness.
From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Imam walk into a bar. The barman says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Ooh and my personal favorite: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
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A headbanger
Last edited by MonstaMunch on Jun 29, 2015, 2:55:40 AM
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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A genetic aberration that is an insult to both god and man.
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I stole this from Jimmy Carr.
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So General came to inspect soldiers camp in middle east.
- Hows booze, got enough? - Yes Sir! - Hows food, got enough? - Yes Sir! - Hows women, got enough? - Yes Sir, we got this Camel you see. He thought about that camel for a while then ordered the soldier to show him where it is and try it out. - Well lads, leave me alone. After 20 minutes he came out zipping up his trousers. - Not bad, not bad at all lads. A little bit limping though. - Yes Sir, but it gets us to the nearest village, Sir! I AM MAD
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" I vote 75 internetz easy. That twist eh! Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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" Another 75 from me! |
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Congrats, you have won 75 internets!
From the land of new zeal. Just here to stalk the forums.
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Yay, go me!
I AM MAD
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