Beta keys

one of my favorite websites for funny

http://animalsbeingdicks.com/post/10200544045/get-a-closer-look

enjoy :)

Son if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind.

Dad I'm over here!

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Blunthex wrote:

Son if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind.

Dad I'm over here!

Suddenly lol'd.

They say when life gets rough to shut up and grow a set of balls..Hmm, why not a pu$$y? Thoes things can take a pounding ya know?

(Fixed, hopefully.)

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Candrian wrote:

Spoiler

Forbidden 403. I'm doing it wrong?

A man is drowning, praised to God for help.
Life-guard swims out, drowning man says "no thanks, God will save me".
Few minutes lather, rote boat comes by, drowning man says "no thanks, God will save me".
And then a steam ship, "no thanks, God will save me."
Finally the man drowns, goes to heaven and says "God why didn't you save me?", and god says "for crying out loud, I sent you two boats and a life guard, what the hell did you expect?"

I don't know exactly if it is a rote boat plus it's not my joke it's taken from boardwalk empire season 2 episode 8 at the 25:22-26:00 minutes.
Thanks, and i hope you enjoy it.

I am not addicted, i just cant stop watching the timer!

might be slightly offensive, but it's still funny. :]

Ok. This made me laugh for years, and I'll let you in on my two secret sites in exchange for your beta invite :)

http://www.coldbacon.com/signlanguage.html

http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~pound/kungfu.html

I hope you get endless laughs from these just like I did!