[PVP Poems] by Wyncote, a Low-Level Dueler
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The Queue
I'm just hanging out in the EU queue That's how I do Occassionally Kuan beats me like deja vu But mostly opponents I subdue Archers run around and I've gotta pursue Leap slammers destroy my traps like a kangaroo Most spell casters are easy and it's like adieu Other builds make me think about what I wanna respec to I've got the guild name to live up to You gotta find that lvl 28 white loot too You gotta choose what to magically imbue And hope RNGesus loves you Or currency you better accrue Level up a character to debut Or just do a fresh 28 and rush into The pvp low level dueling queue First matches are like a pas a deux Figuring your character out, barely a clue Then you get it together and mayhem ensues! Now I'm hanging out in the US queue With the Usual Suspects guild crew That's how I do The Arena I get my face fresh for the Sarn Arena My antlers have never looked meanah Strike fear into hearts With traps like darts Then celebrate with a glass of pina Angry Archer Chilling in the Sarn Arena, trapping Mostly no one there and I'm just napping But this archer comes in Dies 20 times it's a sin Calls me a noob and runs off flapping. Upon Losing Failure tastes like broken glass When I'm down I hang up my sass But I try to learn And my mistakes discern These obstacles I shall surpass Upon Winning Success goes straight to my head But after the arena clears from the bloodshed And I am on top There's a time to stop And a "good game" to be said Merveil; Vaal; Dominus This poem contains boss fight spoilers, do not read if you have not already fought them.
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Merveil, Siren, so beatiful yet cruel
Attacking with cold damage when we duel. It's all because of Daresso and the jewel That her second form is a ghastly ghoul. Vaal Oversoul, with arms numbering three, Tanking Vaal's fun until slam you're dead. Avoid his lightning shooting spree quickly. He spreads darkness across Wraeclast, adding dread. Dominus stands as the final hurdle. You must overcome four rounds of fighting. His lightning and bleed your hopes may curdle. Once you have beaten him it is really exciting. You can move to the next difficulty Until Act Four debuts magnificently If anyone wants to see me pvp or hear me attempt to freestyle, I stream at http://www.twitch.tv/wyncote_poe Last edited by Wyncote on Feb 11, 2015, 3:09:35 AM
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Excellent work. I generally have a hard time reading poetry due to my habit of speed reading (Making the timing go out the window), but that was a pleasure.
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Thanks for the feedback! I edited the main post and added a new poem. It is called "Merveil; Vaal; Dominus"
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+1 thumbs up all that stuff, awesome work wyncote!
edit: anyone who has not heard her freestyles on stream is missing out! Last edited by B3ar on Feb 7, 2015, 12:10:50 PM
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Thanks for the compliment!
I posted a new poem in the top thread titled "Upon Winning." |
