Frustration thread

I'm a little Swede and i am now building a Viking warship replica 1:1 to go sack England like my forefathers and possibly burn down the entire country.. if there's anythign left that is.

Let me know what paint you would prefer, oh and do i bring an axe or a sword? also if any residents of the UK have any information about the location of the hot chicks. Please leave coordinates on google earth below,preferably near the sea as the boat is quite heavy to carry.

Thank you that is all.