Blizzard Support Is The Weakest Link-Goodbye

So, I go to log into my World of Warcrap account, to check on things, to find out my authenticator isn’t working, although it shows it’s attached to my account. I did what every other player would probably do about this. I contacted the stupid fucks at Blizzard Support. Here’s how it went down:

(me)
my authentication isn't working. I tried removing authenticator and adding it and that didn't work either. I would like my account to secure again.

(some stupid fuck at Blizzard)
Hey there, your highness (my name replaced)! Game Master Damrodrial here. I've got your request to remove the authenticator, and I'm here to help! Removing an authenticator can be a pretty delicate request, and it's why we ask for ID verification (Normally!). After checking out the info you've provided, I was able to have the authenticator removed, and you shouldn't be prompted when you try to log in! Have fun!

(yes I’m having loads of fun dealing with you fucking morons.)

If any of you, reading this, can’t comprehend what just went down, please apply for a Blizzard support position. I’m sure they need you.

I literally have shitloads of emails and tickets proving my assessment of Blizzard Support, btw.

I’ll figure this out on my own only because they say “if you want something done right you have to do it yourself”.

I just replied back to them, on my ticket:

My gosh. That just didn't resolve things, at all. Maybe this will help you. http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/982854(the url to this thread) Please have Rabengeist handle this, if you could. He's smart.

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FusionReactor wrote:

I just replied back to them, on my ticket:

My gosh. That just didn't resolve things, at all. Maybe this will help you. http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/982854(the url to this thread) Please have Rabengeist handle this, if you could. He's smart.

Being condescending to people trying to help you is always a great way to get what you want.

Cheers!

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TheWretch wrote:

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FusionReactor wrote:

I just replied back to them, on my ticket:

My gosh. That just didn't resolve things, at all. Maybe this will help you. http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/982854(the url to this thread) Please have Rabengeist handle this, if you could. He's smart.

Being condescending to people trying to help you is always a great way to get what you want.

Cheers!

I'm just a dick like that. I really can't help it, bro.

another thread for Blizzard to check out

http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/965778

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Leave your whining on their forum and not in Off Topic please. Thank you.

become a forum moderator and remove it

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Leave your whining on their forum and not in Off Topic please. Thank you.

+1

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FusionReactor wrote:

I'm just a dick like that. I really can't help it, bro.

another thread for Blizzard to check out

http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/965778

Knowing is half the battle.

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