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My life story. The goal of this paragraph is to make those with friend keys pity me. I make sure to exaggerate all of my problems as much as I can.
Second paragraph tries to explain why I should be a tester. I make false promises and claim that I'll do things I'll never finish. Still, it doesn't matter as I once I have a key, I'll never post something again. Short conclusion where I try to end on a positive note. I might use fads like "praise Keysus" or such. Keyblades!
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You really hit the nail on the head, I like it.
Everybody's wearing fingerless gloves.
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you got that right :P
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A generic post explaining everyone else also wants a key.
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[insert fake beta key here]
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This sentence calls you a troll. This one says you should STFU and GTFO.
This last one tries to hijack your thread by asking for a beta key. Closed Beta/Alpha Tester back after a 10-year hiatus.
Kiwi pets and Spark spam FTW. | |
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Post including link to a new beta key train thread started by this poster.
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" Proceeds to call you a troll for calling me a troll. Then I put emphasis on my sappy life story and begs for a key again. Keyblades!
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<tears come to eyes>
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A shameless bump where I beg for another key. I make more false promises like saying I'll worship someone for giving me a key.
Keyblades!
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