Pick up lines
You know, the really bad ones!
"Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?" |
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"Baby, you raise me on the mohs scale."
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Had to google that. I like it.
"Are you bubblegum? Because I am stuck on you" |
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I don't use pick up lines, its got to be organic to the situation. Honest compliments usually work wonders.
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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I just played hard to get and been married since.
Spoiler
Or was it I got married and now I'm hard to get?
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" ahahah you so would too. She must be one helluva go-getter Don't forget to drink your milk 👌 Last edited by TheWretch on Jul 8, 2014, 5:09:33 PM
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I don't use them either seeing I too am happily take, however I still find them hilarious to read, and sometimes I send them to my misses.
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" is that what the kids are calling it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpyecIbxGMc Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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This Pick-up line actually works! My original account Dushan is banned. I miss my Kiwi and Demigod's Presence. :( By reading any of Duchan's forum posts you agree to the following Duchan forum posts Terms of Use: http://i.imgur.com/tmkhs22.png Last edited by Duchan on Jul 9, 2014, 5:34:13 AM
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"Love this. I find that throwing lots of money on a girl in a bar usually works. But she has to be that type.. But I'm not complaining ;) Last edited by Brotherhawk on Jul 9, 2014, 2:39:16 PM
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