Pick up lines

You know, the really bad ones!

"Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?"
"Baby, you raise me on the mohs scale."
Had to google that. I like it.

"Are you bubblegum? Because I am stuck on you"
I don't use pick up lines, its got to be organic to the situation. Honest compliments usually work wonders.
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
I just played hard to get and been married since.

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Or was it I got married and now I'm hard to get?
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Moonyu wrote:
I just played hard to get and been married since.

Spoiler
Or was it I got married and now I'm hard to get?



ahahah you so would too.

She must be one helluva go-getter
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
Last edited by TheWretch on Jul 8, 2014, 5:09:33 PM
I don't use them either seeing I too am happily take, however I still find them hilarious to read, and sometimes I send them to my misses.
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Väkirauta wrote:
Body language.


is that what the kids are calling it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpyecIbxGMc
Don't forget to drink your milk 👌

This Pick-up line actually works!
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Last edited by Duchan on Jul 9, 2014, 5:34:13 AM
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TheWretch wrote:
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Väkirauta wrote:
Body language.


is that what the kids are calling it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpyecIbxGMc
Love this.
I find that throwing lots of money on a girl in a bar usually works. But she has to be that type.. But I'm not complaining ;)
Last edited by Brotherhawk on Jul 9, 2014, 2:39:16 PM

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