Funniest In-Game Rare Monster Names

Thunderpants wins it for me.

That and Hairy Jowels
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Sorry but Having encountered HairyShaft i am complete
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The best is Whitecrusher the Black hahaha. I'm dying here.

Edit: I appreciate the effort Brian, but I'm literally dying reading this thread. Maybe keep the possibility open.
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Last edited by BoltThrower87 on Dec 27, 2013, 10:52:48 AM
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BrianWeissman wrote:
I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches!


Dear GGG,

Please do not! This has been the greatest thread ever! :)




And also a rare rock golem:

I fought something called "Hairyeyes" today.

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BrianWeissman wrote:
I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches!


I'm not sure how I feel about that, sure they can be silly sometimes - but if anything it just makes me smile or lol a bit.
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I think GGG just needs to expand the name component pool a bit. We'll still get the occasional howler from it, but not so much as to affront... Whomever. =^[.]^=
=^[.]^= basic (happy/amused) cheetahmoticon: Whiskers/eye/tear-streak/nose/tear-streak/eye/
whiskers =@[.]@= boggled / =>[.]<= annoyed or angry / ='[.]'= concerned / =0[.]o= confuzzled /
=-[.]-= sad or sleepy / =*[.]*= dazzled / =^[.]~= wink / =~[.]^= naughty wink / =9[.]9= rolleyes #FourYearLie
I ran into....ducksucker the bloodthirsty. I had to di a doubletake.,
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clan_iraq wrote:
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BrianWeissman wrote:
I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches!


Can we reach an agreement on this? Make it so that 99.9% of names use the new system, and 0.01% are intentionally left wild to generate more Meatstalk Hairybeards

I believe there already was an update that filtered out some of the silliest names but it left Stinkstink in because they were such a community-liked one.
(btw I met Stinkstink yesterday. Didn't capture them, popped too fast :( )
Please, please leave silly names in the game, it's a nice touch!

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