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So my spouse and I were doing the weekly shopping and passed a can labelled Gourmet Green Beans.

I was asked what does that meant by a small girl standing close wondering why we were laughing. I explained to her that it means more expensive.

The rest of the shopping spree lead to the following:

Gourmet = Costs more
Select = Costs a little more
Artisan = Costs a lot more
Organic = costs way more
33% more for free = costs more too



Your typical supermarket giant has these products retailing anywhere between $4 - $8.
Due to the exotic nature of these items though, availability in some areas is scant and
you should reasonably expect to pay $15 or $16 if you live in a backwater town "off the reserve." Despite the packaging, the taste in my opinion is gourmet and well worth your time and effort to obtain. I've paid $23 on one occasion for the Rice and a ludicrous $42 for a box of those sweet vanilla cookies. That devilishly heaven-like taste though...

...wtf. Is Dirk out to give me a boner today with all these WWF brunette chicks? Srtop it, man.
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Last edited by Avramovic on May 24, 2014, 9:51:50 AM
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Avramovic wrote:
...wtf. Is Dirk out to give me a boner today with all these WWF brunette chicks? Srtop it, man.


You. BASTARD.
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Mel Gibson is your daddy... and, you don't really want to know what he does.

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