microtransactions. microtransaction? microtransaction! need help

Hi GGG, I would like to throw my hard-earned money away on PoE microtransactions. How may I do so? I would like to purchase approximately $2000000.01 USD worth of cosmetic doodads and stash tabs in total. Hopefully a GGG employee can respond quickly so I can drain my bank account as soon as possible. My funds are ready. Help appreciated!

Also, this is a serious thread. Please do not move/delete, as other players with similar masochistic desires can benefit from the information!

if true,mail them.if not troll more here.either way ill win.*insert win firework item*

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elwindakos wrote:

if true,mail them.if not troll more here.either way ill win.*insert win firework item*

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Charanjaydemyr wrote:

your lips say yes, your signature says something else...

I think he cut a deal with Russell.

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Bunnu wrote:

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Charanjaydemyr wrote:

your lips say yes, your signature says something else...

I think he cut a deal with Russell.

does said deal include a doge MTX?

guys pls. I want to have the neat red, gold, purple, and blue forum tags that I see so many people have here. It would make my experience in-game exponentially better.

And maybe, like TheWretch mentioned, a doge MTX would just be splendid. I'd pay aboot $5000.91 for that.

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rrtson wrote:

guys pls. I want to have the neat red, gold, purple, and blue forum tags that I see so many people have here. It would make my experience in-game exponentially better.

And maybe, like TheWretch mentioned, a doge MTX would just be splendid. I'd pay aboot $5000.91 for that.

uhh, WHO WOULDNT?!

Im seriously surprised no one from GGG has answered this thread.

Any mention of money to be spent usual gets them all worked up.

Id also pay roughly aboot $5000 Canadian dollars for the doge MTX, preferably an entire reskin of my marauders face.

My money's getting extremely cold and lonely.

GGG pls halp