Why GGG is an awful company

These posts are always so much more interesting after they've been run through gizoogle.


I wanna clarify some comments I made recently regardin GGG. Let me start by stressin dat I aint attemptin ta suppress mah playass opinions, nor do I intend ta demean GGG personally fo' its beliefs or ghettoviews. But I do believe dat I must hold GGG responsible fo' tha hatred it so furtively expresses.

It would stand ta reason dat I recommend payin close attention ta tha praxeological method pimped by tha economist Ludwig von Mises n' rockin it as a technique ta fight scurrilitizzle n' slander n' shit. Da praxeological method is useful up in dis context cuz it employs praxeology, tha general science of human action, ta explain why GGG contendz dat space godz arrivin up in flyin saucers will save humanitizzle from self-destruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soundz rather slaphappy, don't it, biatch? Well, thatz GGG fo' yo thugged-out ass. Da struggle against parasitic smatchets must be a struggle against mysticism, narcissism, n' alarmism, or it is doomed ta failure. I may be openin a Pandoraz box by freestylin dis yo, but prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially GGGz doctrinaire form of it—is. With all due respect, dem hoes is probably familiar wit tha cliche dat what tha fuck I take much mo' seriously than hectorin lowlifes is da most thugged-out shitty sortz of negligent fault-findaz there are. Well, there be a a shitload of truth up in dat cliche.

We must worry bout two typez of deranged fraudsters: insidious n' predaceous. GGG be among tha forma n' shit. GGG has tried makin widespread accusations n' insinuations without havin tha facts ta back dem up. Well shiiiit, it has also tried pushin our efforts two steps backward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Why do GGG do such thangs, biatch? Yo ass know tha answer, don't yo slick ass, biatch? Yo ass probably also know dat GGG don't wanna acknowledge dat all of its juice is expended up in heatin tha cauldron of terror until it boils over tha fuck into our everyday lives. In fact, GGG would rather block all rap on tha subject. I suppose thatz cuz it is tryin hard ta convince a substantial number of shabby pedants ta convert our lil pimps ta cultural zombies up in a mass of unthankin n' easily herded proletarian cattle. Well shiiiit, it presumably believes dat tha “hundredth-monkey phenomenon” will spontaneously incite chthonic spoiled brats ta behave likewise. Da reality, however, is dat GGGz eulogists was recently peeped supportin straight-up shitty posses known fo' human-rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, n' slavery. Thatz not a one-time accident or oversight. Thatz GGGz policy.

Though sanguinolent boosterizzle aint discussed up in dis letter, much of what tha fuck I've freestyled applies ta dat as well. I don't believe dat juice corrupts GGG but dat GGG corrupts juice n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Speakin of corruption n' power, we is a hood of hoes. By dis I mean dat as long as we is fat, warm, n' dry our phat asses couldn't give a fuckin shiznit what tha fuck GGG do. Well shiiiit, it is precisely dat lack of carin dat explains why I've long thought it would be funk ta try ta explain ta GGG how tha fuck it trumpets cold-blooded escapizzle laced wit naive moral relativism. For da most thugged-out part, I be just curious as ta how tha fuck deep GGG will gotta dig tha fuck into its profanitizzle thesaurus ta formulate a response. GGGz obtrusive, directionless metanarratives is a cold-ass lil conspicuous landmark up in tha realm of quislingism. Well shiiiit, it vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would cuz it has once again n' again n' again been rockin scapegoatin as a gangbangin' foil ta draw anger away from mo' accurate targets fo' realz. Although fo' it, dis behavior be as common as dat of adulterous suckas seekin forgivenizz from Dogg n' spouse, it fronts ta be supportizzle of mah plan ta take up tha all-encompassin challenge of freedom, justice, equality, n' tha pursuit of game wit full dignity. Don't trust it, though; itz a wolf up in sheepz threadz. Before you know it, it'll defy tha law of tha land. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Not only dat yo, but when a gangbangin' playa wants ta drive inebriated, you try ta stop his muthafuckin ass. Well, GGG is faded wit power, which is why we must establish beyond a shred of doubt dat it has tha domez of a doggy den plant.

GGG has called playas like me jaded adulterers, irresponsible gaberlunzies, n' self-deceivin wallies all kindsa muthafuckin times dat these accusations no longer have any sting. GGG truly continues ta employ such disses cuz itz run outta logical arguments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. I suppose a alternate explanation is dat what tha fuck we seein be a thugged-out domino effect of events dat started wit GGG statin dat bustin tha fashionable thang is mo' blingin than game or liberty. That prevarication incited its shills ta glorify longiloquent cozeners. Cabbage degenerates reacted, up in turn, by brangin metagrobolizzle ta dis ghetto up in tha name of anti-metagrobolism. Da next domino ta fall, not surprisingly, was a widespread increase up in antinomianism, n' thatz tha event dat galvanized mah crazy ass ta tell mah playas dat our nationistic media is controlled by diabolic, materialistic hedonists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Thatz why you probably aint heard dat I unequivocally hope dat tha real deal will prevail n' dat justice is ghon be served before GGG do any real damage. Or is it already too late, biatch? I confess dat I don't give a fuck tha answer ta dat question. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I do know, however, dat GGG be a expert at calmin its muthafuckas wit dope inversionz of tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. In case you don't believe me, consider how tha fuck it has managed ta convince a alarmin number of playas dat tha key ta livin a long-ass n' aiiight game is ta make our asses too confused, demoralized, n' disunited ta put up a effectizzle opposizzle ta its treacheries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Well shiiiit, it do dis even though it knows full well dat I aint concerned wit rumors or hearsay bout dat shit. I be interested only up in ascertained facts attested by published documents n' up in these primarily as a illustration dat GGG likes ta argue dat tha rest of our asses is a inferior crew of people, fit only ta be enslaved, beaten, n' butchered all up in tha whim of our betters. Even if there was a gangbangin' faint glimmer of truth up in dat argument, it would be mad faint. Da truth is dat I try never ta argue wit GGG cuz itz clear it aint susceptible ta reason.

I must part company wit nuff of mah peers when it comes ta understandin why tha absurditizzle of GGGz subliminal psywar campaigns requires no further comment. My fuckin peers insist dat GGGz desire ta use organized violins ta suppress opposizzle speaks volumes bout its character n' shit. While dis is obviously true, I suspect we must add dat even when tha facts don't fit, it sometimes tries ta use dem anyway. Well shiiiit, it still maintains, fo' instance, dat it is tha arbiter of all thangs. Given tha unambitious ballistical rhetoric of our times, if GGG wants ta be taken seriously, it should counter tha arguments up in dis letter wit facts, not illogical panaceas, underground anecdotes, or disses. Forgive me fo' borin you wit all tha gory details yo, but we've tolerated GGGz scummy sticky-icky-icky-induced ravings long enough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. It aint nuthin but time ta lose our patience n' chill our kindness. It aint nuthin but time ta establish a “truth commission” whose charter is ta rewind a shitload of GGGz mo' ghastly paroxysms. It aint nuthin but time ta shout ta tha ghetto dat it insists dat tha rule of law should give way ta tha rule of brutalitizzle n' bribery. Naturally, it gives no evidence whatsoever ta support dat parti pris. Perhaps thatz cuz we must step up ta tha plate n' fight ta tha end fo' our scams n' ideals. If our phat asses don't, future generations aint gonna know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, n' grindin despair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, dat I don't believe dat GGGz way of game is erect n' any suckasz aint. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So when it say dat thatz what tha fuck I believe, I peep how tha fuck lil it understandz mah position.

Because GGG wasn't listenin when I holla'd dis before, I be forced ta repeat mah dirty ass: Da time has arrived ta cook up a cold-ass lil chizzle between freedom n' slavery, revolt n' submission, liberty n' subservience. We must chizzle wisely, knowin dat if we rap n' teach, we can live as truly free n' empowered human beings. If, however, our slick asses let GGG wage a odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared n' unrecognizin public, we become lil mo' than fearful, fucked up dawgs condemned ta exist up in a ghetto of undiplomatic rowdyism. Well shiiiit, it is never easy as fuck ta judge what tha fuck da most thugged-out appropriate or effectizzle response ta GGGz brutish prognoses is yo, but one fucked up fact remains clear: GGG fails ta comprehend n' practice tha articlez of its charter n' shit. Mo' precisely, it conveniently forgets its charterz principlez of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, n' forgiveness—or, at best, misrethugz dem as a edict ta burn our fair ghettos ta tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There is two thangs bout GGGz publicitizzle stunts dat I find personally offensive, straight-up unethical, n' like sad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! One is dat GGGz unedifyin preoccupation wit racializzle gonna git mo' impact on Earthz biological, geological, n' chemical systems durin our gametime n' our childrenz than all precedin human generations had together up in tha comin days fo' realz. And tha other is dat if we briefly prescind from tha main point of dis letter we can focus on how tha fuck if I didn't sincerely believe dat GGG be a cold-ass lil congenital falsifier whoz ass surroundz any half-truth wit a funky-ass bodyguard of lies, then I wouldn't be freestylin dis letter.

GGGz goal is ta reduce meaningful ballistical raps ta “my crew versus yo' crew” identity-based ballistics. This be abject priggism! GGG fronts dat cultural tradizzle has never contributed a single thang ta tha advancement of knowledge or understanding. That claim illustrates a straight-up reasonin fallacy, one dat is pandemic up in its viewpoints, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Then again, GGG must sense its own irremediable inferiority. Thatz why it is so desperate ta fragment tha hood tha fuck into ballistically disharmonious units; itz tha only way fo' it ta distinguish theyselves from tha herd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it would be a shitload sickr, however, if GGG also realized dat it say dat goin all up in tha motionz of hustlin is tha same ol' dirty as working. What it means by this, of course, is dat it wants free reign ta toy wit our opinions.

GGG is entirely gung-ho bout Zendicizzle cuz it lacks mo' pressin soapbox issues. We must answer tha loquacious, sententious Philistines whoz ass lay all of society open ta tha predationz of organized criminality. This be a shitty n' phat responsibility—a crushin responsibility. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat if we stick together we can can show tha ghetto dat just cuz GGG n' its chargés d'affaires don't like bein labelled as “capricious dirtbags” or “churlish, gutless rampallions” don't mean tha shoe don't fit. GGGz method (or school, or ideology—it is hard ta know exactly what tha fuck ta booty-call it) goes by tha name of “GGG-ism”. Well shiiiit, it aint nuthin but a mean-spirited n' avowedly maledicent philosophy dat aims ta draw unsuspectin schmoes tha fuck into tha orbit of uncouth satanic-types. By rockin both overt n' covert deceptions ta promulgate partisan prejudice against others, GGG has erected a monument ta paternalism. Only it do not seem proper ta say dat such a thang has been “created”. “Excreted”, “belched”, “spewed”, n' “spat out” is expressions mo' appropriate ta tha object here busted lyrics about. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass see, dem of our asses whoz ass is still sane, dem of our asses whoz ass still gotz a gangbangin' firm grip on reality, dem of our asses whoz ass still warrant dat I can promise freedom-lovers everywhere dat mah priorities, observations, countermeasures, n' predictions is not up in any manner similar ta dem embraced by GGG, have a obligation ta do mo' than just observe what tha fuck GGG is bustin from a safe distance. Our thugged-out asses have a obligation ta rally good-hearted playas ta tha side of our cause. Our thugged-out asses have a obligation ta clear tha cobwebs outta peoplez headz n' help dem KNOW dat it has no trait of character dat is ghettofab or admirable fo' realz. And our crazy asses have a obligation ta create n' nurture a legit spirit of hood.

I cannot emphasize enough how tha fuck much I resent GGGz bons mots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Once our crazy asses have absorbed n' understood GGGz pernicious sallies, it is our inescapable responsibilitizzle ta do whatever is necessary ta launch a all-out ideological battle against tha forcez of imperialism. I have noticed of late a phat undercurrent of disgraceful nativizzle among poxy fefnicutes. Well, thatz gettin away from mah main topic, which is dat itz neither morally nor intellectually consistent. If it were, it wouldn't first create a GGG-centric society up in which unmannerly misosophists dictate tha populacez joints n' myths, its traditions n' archetypes, then afterwardz decry mah observation dat GGG has never satisfactorily proved its assertion dat it can big up its goals by thugged-out n' moral conduct. Well shiiiit, it has merely justified dat assertion wit tha phrase, “Because I holla'd so.” Da bottom line is dat GGG lacks tha dim flicker of sentience one need ta qualify as a imbecile.

^lol reboticon.

Read both walls of text ...I was on the toilet so I don't need that time back.

full tomb for more cows

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Brelm wrote:

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Kurtman1859 wrote:

Big words are big. Try thinking about the audience you are addressing next time. Less fallacies would work in your favor and would greatly reduce this giant wall of keyboard vomit into a reasonable amount of text.

Sorry, but I'm not going to dumb down my thoughts for someone intellectually unequipped to understand them.

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”- Albert Einstein

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DnAngel wrote:

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Brelm wrote:

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Kurtman1859 wrote:

Big words are big. Try thinking about the audience you are addressing next time. Less fallacies would work in your favor and would greatly reduce this giant wall of keyboard vomit into a reasonable amount of text.

Sorry, but I'm not going to dumb down my thoughts for someone intellectually unequipped to understand them.

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”- Albert Einstein

Explaining it to the six-year-old is the easy part...

I believe it was already explained on page 2?

Aaaaaaaand....I'm gone.

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Aggropop wrote:

Wall of Text crits for 100k damage

Lawl.

More like crits for sideways 8 damage.

JESUS CHRIST MY EYES