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Caution! Adult humorous content in the spoiler! Do not complain to me if you find it offensive.
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Have you ever wondered if you may be full of shit? This is a simple test to find out.
Question 1. Do you regularly care about what strangers think of you? Yes. 0 points No. 5 points Question 2. Have ever left the shopping cart in the parking spot next to yours to avoid walking the twenty extra steps to put it away properly? Yes. 10 points No. 0 points Question 3. Have you ever checked someone else's characters to see if your are higher? Yes. 5 points. No. 0 points Question 4. Are you already planning a witty post after completing this test? Yes. 5 points No. 0 points Question 5. Are you cheating on this test already? Yes. 5 points No. 0 points Question 6. Are you going to complain that some of the questions aren't relevant to you? Yes. 10 points No. 0 points Question 7. If you found a large amount of money, would you turn it in to the police? Yes. 0 points No. 10 points Question 8. Have you ever run a red light because it was late and no one else was on the road? Yes. 5 points No. 0 points Question 9 Have you ever lied to get out jury duty? Yes. 10 points No. 0 points Question 10. Do find my posts funny? Yes. 0 points No. 15 points. Question 11. Have you thought about trolling just for the fun of it? Yes. 10 points No. 0 points Question 12. Are you going to actually spend time checking to see if the points in the questions add up to 100? Yes. 10 points No. 0 points Scoring:
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100 to 85. You are full of shit. And probably proud of it too.
80 to 60. Yep, full of shit. Now get back to work you aren't doing while reading this.
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55 to 40. You are still full of shit. Just aren't as noisy about it.
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35 to 15. You are also full of shit. Just are afraid to admit even though the rest of us already knew it.
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10 to 0 points. Not only are you full of shit, you are an accomplished liar. Give yourself a pat on the back. You win today's prize.
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1. No (5) 2. No 3. Yes (5) 4. Yes (5) 5. No 6. No 7. No (10) 8. No 9. No 10. Eh (7.5) 11. No 12. No 22.5 points now time to che... well, fuck you too moon I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom on Mar 29, 2014, 7:15:45 PM
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If it makes you feel better, I scored a 10.
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Old people have no shame which is why I refuse to fasten the front of my robe.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw7lUMC-m3Q I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral |
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That's twice today you posted his music. Not that I'm counting.....
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"35 to 15. You are also full of shit. Just are afraid to admit even though the rest of us already knew it."
This was mine! I always bring the shopping cart back though, so that saved me from going into the next range as I hit exactly 35. I enjoy bringing the cart back honestly, then I can run over all the stray children who get in my way and return the cart with a good amount of blood and organs covering the wheels and the front. Little shits, getting in my way, I bet they don't take the cart back those dumb fucking fucks. I hate kids... |
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I always bring the carts back too. Mostly because I'm glad to still be able to walk (long story). But nothing pisses me off more than people in work out gear not bringing theirs back.
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I got 40. I always push the carts into the little cart areas, but I'm sure at some point there has been a time when I didn't, even if I don't remember doing it. Also, the large sum of money I wouldn't turn in I don't think. If it was a wallet or something identifiable, yeah. But if it was like a bag with 2 million dollars, fuck that, finders keepers losers weepers baby.
Current IGN: TheBearerOfLight
Gizoogle Chris: "Da State of Exile muthafuckas axed mah crazy ass ta post a reminder dat they podcast is dis weekend, as usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack." |
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35, but then again I'm too lazy to bother checking the match. Can't tell if it's 45, 35, or 7.5
"You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢
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