Constipation (literal not metaphorical)
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Psyllium Husk
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The warm water would agree with what Boem was saying about the Yoga and the water.
I'll try out the warm water method as well, see how I get on! |
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if cronk tries all of these solutions hes gonna end up making a thread about how to stop diarrhea next
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Smoke a cigarette on the shitter
Smoother than Smooth.
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Prune Juice acquired!
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" Also a solid advice. Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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 I wish this was only a joke also... I AM IRON MAN
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you won't get the joke if you don't bleed a lot
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Ahh, the joys of chronically inflamed internal hemorrhoids...
Some mornings it looks like someone slaughtered an animal in the bowl....
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sadly, those are also the mornings where being seated comfortably is possible. Thank you, ruptured thrombosed 'roid, thank you.
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Don't remind me of the existence of constipation.
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i guess ill just record my shitmoirs here
Today i woke and went to get some documents to get my health insurance sorted, arrived home and had a sandwich, after i finished it i felt some rumbling and bubbling inside followed by insane pain, i thought i was having a renal colic. Eventually i had the idea to try the crapper, i have never shat so much in my entire life, the pain went away after about 20 minutes of a constant stream of piss and shit at every possible consistency, also i almost puked. After that i blasted some relaxing music,had a spliff,laid down and contemplated calling an ex, which would have been a bad idea, it was probably the shit messing my brain. Le fin. edited for.. sense basically, was bit a mashed when i wrote it I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom on Jan 18, 2014, 3:04:23 PM
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