RNG Gods have spoken to me in my sleep.

The Gods have spoken :

"Thou is the chosen one that we chosen speak to. Thou shall go to the forum and create a place where mortals will praise Us to recieve our blessing. We got internetium here, we shall consider blessing every mortal that says "RNG Franker Z""

... i'm merely the humble medium of the Gods, i create this thread as immortal Gods of Random Number Generation ordered me.

RNG Franker Z.

You need IIR IIQ and a fast clear speed or RNG is going to shit on your face.

RNG Franker Z

going to check it soon if you lie you gonna pay me 20 ex

Nope.

RNG Franker Z.

RNG Franker Z.

Z Franker RNG

Blessed is he who yields to the almighty RNGesus
who does not walk in step with the wicked trolls
or stand in the way that flamers take
or sit in the company of RMTers,
but whose delight is in the law of the GGGODS,
and who farm in accordance to their probabilities day and night.
That person is like a 6L with monochrome sockets,
which shows its worth
and whose usefulness does not wither—
whatever they do prospers.
Not so the internet scum!
They are pissants to be ridiculed;
vendors to be muted.
Therefore the trolls and their ilk will be punished by RNGesus,
the sinners banned by the GGGODS.
For the almighty programmers shall watch over the way of the righteous,
and the way of the wicked shall lead only to hardship

~Covenant to RNGesus I
The book of Mala


Z Franker RNG

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