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dear dr hardlicker.

what would happen to your brain if you spent a week in a room with mirrors instead of walls,celing and floors?

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Moonyu wrote:

Le bump. (That's French)

It would actually be une bump

Must be on Holiday, Punching the golfball
don´t stress him

Good evening fine listeners. The doctor is in session from his most comfortable thinking chair. Hope everyone has been having a blast and getting laid as often as they can. Tonight we have many varied questions that I'm only too happy to assist with. So get comfortable and relaxed and enjoy tonight's broadcast.

Without further ado, we have a wonderful question from Lachdanan who has branched out to the lucrative and dangerous profession of dragon breeder. He asks how do you get dragons that don't care for each other's company, to make sweet, sweet dragon love.

After reading the bullet points, I think Willowdragon 1964 is a bit of a prude. I could suggest that you get a professional dragon groomer to give her a make over. Discover the beautiful lustful dragon inside of that frosty exterior but that might not work and it's a risky activity to apply make up to a dragon.

Instead I'm going to suggest an old favourite of mine, get her drunk. To do this, you'll just need to feed beer to a few goats and let Willow devour them. She will then be primed. Earth dragon 585 will need to overcome his inferiority complex about his small "tail" and just man up and perform his duty.

Drunk dragons are so funny to watch. The way they trip over their own tails and throw up bits of cattle and goats.

Next up is Ocylix and the question is...How can I insult someone without incurring a karma penalty?

I think that if they don't interpret your insult as such, then no harm, no foul. You could do what the French have been doing for years. Insult them in a different language but using positive tone and body expression. That way they think your being a nice person even though you've just suggested that their parents were probably related. If learning a new language is a bit too much effort, then just make up a few words and give them a personal meaning such as...Your opinion is cantipolsuck. If they ask what it means, tell them it means well thought out logic, but you'll know it really means that their opinion is shite on every level.

Now MoonYu wants off topic to be regulated so that only regulars can insult him. To that I say, the more people that insult MoonYu the better. All welcome. In fact, we should give a prize to the best MoonYu insult by a non off topic regular.

VictorDoom would like to understand the effects of living in a house of mirrors. Personally, a week of staring into the mirror sounds like a blast. That doesn't come anywhere near my own record. To be able to give a accurate diagnosis, I tried to imagine myself as an ugly person looking in a mirror. I tried but couldn't stop laughing at the idea. Me, ugly...not likely.

There was a couple of letters from DirkAustin but no actual questions. To him I suggest, stop leaving spam everywhere. People have to watch their weight.

Next on the list was something that made me throw up a little bit in my own mouth. Having to watch MoonYu and TheWretch French kiss is going to give me recurring nightmares for a long time to come. I may have to send in a letter to myself asking for advise.

That's all I have time for today unfortunately. So I'll leave you with this thought.

How can you tell when blue vein cheese has gone bad?

Dear dr Hardlicker

im fucking wasted and i have to go to university in like 2hours

help

Dear VIctorDoom,

I'm jelly. Have fun you lucky bastard.

The good doctor.